Steve, Tony, Natasha, Clint, Loki, Bucky, Wanda, Pietro, Vision, Sam, and Peter are online.
Steve) Alright, everyone here?
Peter) HERE, TOTALLY HERE
Clint) Here
Natasha) Here
Tony) PRESENT
Steve) Stop, stop, you'll activate the spam kick.
Tony) the what
Wanda) Well, that's handy to know
Vision) Captain, why have you called a meeting?
Pietro) hewasboredandlonely
Wanda) He's interrupting a lunch date so he'd better make it snappy
Bucky) wait where's Thor
Peter) and where's Dr. Banner?
Sam) and why does Loki look too sad for his own good
Loki) I AM NOT SAD
NOTHING SADDENS ME
IMPUDENT MORTAL.
Steve) Loki, where are Thor and Banner?
Loki) They're fine. Better than fine.
Well, except maybe Thor lost an eye.
Tony) wHAT
Loki) And had his hair cut off
Bucky) wH a T
Loki) And released his sister the goddess of Death
Natasha) who did what now
Loki) And she destroyed his hammer
Steve) That's not possible
Loki) Funny, that's exactly what he said. Oh, and then he was enslaved by a man called the Grandmaster on a different planet.
Steve) SLAVERY??!?!
Loki) And met Dr. Banner on that planet and fought the Hulk in an arena
Natasha) HOW DID BRUCE GET TO ANOTHER PLANET
Loki) He also met a Valkyrie
Wanda) THOSE ARE REAL?
Loki) And then Surtur, the bane of Asgard, was unleashed into Asgard itself, and the Asgardians managed to escape onto a ship, courtesy of yours truly, while Thor's sister and Surtur killed each other and made Asgard explode.
Clint) what the actual chirp
Loki) And watched his father, Odin, die.
Wanda) Wait I thought you were brothers
Natasha) He's adopted.
Steve) SO WHERE ARE THOR AND DR. BANNER NOW
Vision) And how long ago did this happen?
Loki) Safe, and like, five minutes ago.
Tony) if theyre so safe y r u the only 1 in the chat
Loki) Because I'm the only one who miraculously gets a signal.
Because I'm the best.
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The Avengers: Texters, Assemble!
FanfictionSomeone thought it would be a good idea to give the Avengers and company a chatroom. We're all looking at Tony, but it wasn't him this time. At least, we think it wasn't him. Dive in and read through chapters of Avengers texts, filled with fluff and...
