Tony, Steve, Thor, Natasha, Bruce, Clint, Bucky, Loki, Sam, Peter, Wanda, Pietro, T'Challa, and Vision are online
Steve) What is a "fursona"
Tony) oh good god i cant deal with this
i will pull a lot of pranks but this isnt funny who did this
Peter) what dank part of deviantart did you stumble into, Cap?
Vision) A fursona is a furspeech portmanteau derived from the terms furry and persona, that refers to a (normally furry), character, persona, alter ego, avatar, or identity assumed by a person or player normally associated with the furry fandom.
Clint) basically you dress up as an animal that may or may not be your spirit animal
Steve) ...
Bucky) ...
Loki) ...
Sam) I'm not the only one starring at the guy in a cat costume, right?
T'Challa has left the chat
Natasha) Wouldn't that make you a furry too, tho?
Thor) NAY, BIRDS HAVE FEATHERS.
Bruce) Featheries? Birdies?
Clint) they're called avians
and you and spiderkid are technically invertebrates or bug kin
and pietro is literally just every sonic fursona ever
Natasha) Clint w t f
Steve) So what's my fursona?
Tony) steve stop
Clint) youre a bald eagle idiot
Peter) hahaha thats so true
wait SPIDERMAN IS NOT A FURSONA
Clint) Keep telling yourself that
The space raccoon is lying to himself too
Bucky) So what's mine?
Sam) dude they literally called you Wolf in Wakanda, I'd go with that.
Bruce) I'm almost scared to ask
Clint) I'd classify the Hulk as your fursona, for gods sake shave your chest
Thor) WHAT IS MY FURRY PERSONA, EYE HAWK?
Clint) some pikachu creature from australia that could kill you with a freaking rasberry on a stick
Wanda) What's mine, Clint?
Clint) maybe a timber wolf
or a red panda
something cute with lots of claws and teeth
or a honey badger
Peter) What's Mr. Stark's?
Clint) Iron Furry
Tony) im gonna freaking kill you
Thor) WHAT ABOUT MY DEAR BROTHER
Clint) oh
ummm
hmmm
Loki) I'm literally a shapeshifter and you're trying to label me with a single persona?
Rude as hell.
Vision) You have not shown much shapeshifting power, I cannot help but notice. Illusions and trickery, yes, but very little actually transformation of form.
Loki) How dare you, who do you think you are? I'll do the same thing to you that I did to that second rate cocky bastard of a wizard
Clint) he has a point, weve never actually seen you do it
you might be lying
Thor) NO NO
ONE TIME WHEN WE WERE CHILDREN
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Plz do not tell me your fursonas, i want to envision all of you as pure hearted readers
i will find a way to disable comments i swear---
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