Steve, Tony, Natasha, Clint, Thor, Bruce, Loki, Bucky, Wanda, Pietro, Vision, Sam, Peter, and Shuri are online.
Shuri ) Yeah, we bought Starbucks.
Peter ) YOU DID WHAT
Clint ) How does that even work
Steve ) What is Starbucks
Loki ) I AM THE ONLY SAVIOUR AROUND HERE, BARNES. CEASE THY PRETENTIOUS PLAYACTING.
Natasha ) You bought Starbucks... I'm seeing three ways to interpret this.
Tony ) she means the cup shes holding you idiots, shes probs gonna post a pic of it to her hipster instagram in a sec
Sam ) I was under the impression that it was just the one location that they bought
Vision ) No, the Wakandan royal family has purchased the Starbucks company.
Shuri ) C'mon, I can give you guys a tour. Plus, having you there is bound to increase popularity.
Bruce ) That is true, schwarma skyrocketed after the battle of New York.
Bucky ) I'm the new company mascot, who needs a mermaid when you can have the Earth's Mightiest Buckaroo
Shuri ) Why don't I put your orders in now so that there'll be less of a wait time?
Tony ) 18 shots half espresso half vodka
Natasha ) I'll just do a plain cup of coffee.
Steve ) I'm still not sure what Starbucks is.
Natasha ) Order him an Americano.
Bruce ) Green tea would be nice?
Clint ) Caramel frap, extra whipped cream
Wanda ) I'll give red tea a try.
Shuri ) A fave of mine.
Pietro ) MACCHIATOWITHEXTREMESPRINKLES
Thor ) UNICORN FRAPPUCCINO
Sam ) gatorade
Peter ) A regular latte?
Loki ) Mocha. No toppings.
Bucky ) AND ONE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE
Shuri ) Alright, I need just a sec to send them into the system. In the meantime, Peter and I are going to go head out, T'Challa wants me back soon. Fifteen minutes should be long enough. See you there!
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FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER
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Natasha ) Princess? You alright? We're here with King T'Challa but we don't see you or Peter.
Tony ) SPOODERMAN WHERE R U
Steve ) NATASHA THIS IS THE PLACE THAT EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT. THIS IS THE PLACE.
Loki ) Someone get these teenage girls off of me.
Thor ) GET BACK HERE PIETRO
Pietro ) SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Wanda ) Dr. Banner, how is your tea?
Bruce ) It's cold and Tony spilled half of it.
Sam ) How long has Bucky been working here wtf
Clint ) He's ruined your gatorade like six times now
I think he's doing it on purpose
Sam ) Shut up and drink your frap
Peter ) HEY EVERYONE
Shuri ) Sorry, there was an incident. Some dude named Killmocha attacked a nearby Tim Horton's. Threat neutralized.
Peter ) SCIENCE BUDS *fist bump*
Shuri ) *Fist bump*
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The Avengers: Texters, Assemble!
FanfictionSomeone thought it would be a good idea to give the Avengers and company a chatroom. We're all looking at Tony, but it wasn't him this time. At least, we think it wasn't him. Dive in and read through chapters of Avengers texts, filled with fluff and...
