Steve, Tony, Natasha, Thor, Clint, Bruce, Bucky, Loki, Wanda, Pietro, Vision, and Peter are online
Tony) peter parker
i have half a mind to call your parents
Peter) ;~;
Clint) Dude, you really do only have half a mind.
Natasha) TONY YOU SOB
Steve) What the hell, Tony?
Bruce) Jeez, Tony, what gives?
Thor) ANTHONY, THOU ART A MONSTER
Loki) HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO THE CHILD LIKE THAT
Natasha) ...
Clint) ...
Bruce) ...
Tony) wtf is happening
Natasha) did Loki just stand up for Peter
Loki) DO YOU FORGET SO EASILY THAT PARKER'S PARENTS ARE NO LONGER WITH HIM? THAT SUCH A RECENT AND PAINFUL EVENT HAPPENED TO THE CHILD YOU CODDLE?
Clint) what the heccc
Steve) Loki, where's this coming from?
Loki) YOU ARE INSENSITIVE AND DISMISSIVE TOWARDS THIS CHILD, A CHILD WHO DESERVES BETTER.
Tony) wtf
WHO ARE TO TALK ABOUT HIM YOU FREAKIN ICE GIANT VILLAIN
Peter) STOP IT MR. STARK
Wanda) oh my god
Pietro) wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf
Bruce) Peter, what are you doing?
Loki) I JUST DOUBT THAT THE MERCHANT OF DEATH COULD RAISE A CHILD WELL ENOUGH, ESPECIALLY SINCE HE CAN'T EVEN RECALL THE CHILD'S AUNT, DESPITE HIS DISTURBING FLIRTATIONS TOWARDS HER.
Natasha) yeah that is pretty creepy
Tony) u wanna go, reindeer games?
Peter) Leave him alone, Mr. Stark!
Quill) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
Steve) Oh good, the Guardian leader is awake.
Quill) WHAT HAPPENED
Vision) You and your Ent attempted to beat our competitors in a "dance off." You lost.
Quill) WHAT
WHO DID I LOSE TO
Vision) Mr. Parker and Mr. Friggason.
Quill) no way
Natasha) Yeah, they whooped your butt. Who knew they both had ballet training?
Bucky) AND WHO KNEW THEY COULD MOVE THOSE HIPS LIKE THAT
Loki) HIPS DO NOT LIE, BARNES.
Steve) While I'm glad they won, it was a bit graphic and I don't think we should do that again...
Clint) god cap get with the times
Quill) WHERES GAMORA
Tony) whos gamora
Drax) why is gamora
Quill) Drax! Where's everyone else
Drax) oh, we left you on earth and flew back to space.
Quill) YOU WHT
Drax) we also posted your defeat to youtube
you should look it up, it was very amusing.
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The Avengers: Texters, Assemble!
FanficSomeone thought it would be a good idea to give the Avengers and company a chatroom. We're all looking at Tony, but it wasn't him this time. At least, we think it wasn't him. Dive in and read through chapters of Avengers texts, filled with fluff and...
