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Fury: THAT'S IT.
IT'S RIDDLE TIME.
Who broke the window?!
Tony: me
Fury: Who clogged the toilet?!
Tony: me
Fury: Who showed Thor Frozen?!?!?
Tony: me
Pietro: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Fury: Broke the toaster?
Thor: TWAS I... (p_q)
Fury: Got red ink all over my desk?
Natasha: Me. Sorry, I bit my pen too hard.
Fury: Do I even need to ask who made my alarm clock sing "It's a Pirate's Life For Me?"
Tony: me
Pietro: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Fury: Got an entire floor sick with smoke?
Wanda: Sorry, sorry. I sneezed.
Fury: Literally BROKE the science lab?
Bruce: Sorry, the Other Guy...
Fury: Who got an arrow stuck in Hill's ponytail?
Clint: #SorryNotSorry
Fury: Stuck Vision to the ceiling?
Tony: me
Fury: Broke EIGHTEEN FRICKING DOORKNOBS?!?!
Bucky: Sorrrrrrry, dude....
Fury: Put Vision in the microwave?
Tony: me
Fury: Killed all of our lab rats?
Natasha: Yeah, about that... All of our cats went on this weird killing spree, like they were ordered to do it....
Fury: Who stole my eyepatch?
Tony: MY ROBOT
Fury: Got bubblegum in Hill's hair?
Natasha: Sorry
Fury: Left socks everywhere and, when handed said socks, ran away screaming "Dobby is free!"?
Wanda: Pietro, have you been watching movies again?
Pietro: yeah so
Fury: Kidnapped Hill?
Clint: I forced her to watch the Hunger Games. It was epic.
Fury: Made the intercom sound like Darth Vader?
Tony: me
Fury: Got Vision stuck in Hill's hair?
Tony: Me
Clint: Me and Tony
Fury: Punched a hole in the wall while waving their arms too energetically?
Bucky: Left handed sucks, dude...... ;(
Clint: Naw
Fury: Jammed every single automatic door in the building?
Thor: I COULD NOT COMPREHEND THE MAGIC BEHIND THE POLITE DOORS
Fury: Broke the Quinjet?
Bruce: Sorry, Fury.
Fury: Got Thor's hammer stuck in Hill's hair?
Thor: I AGAIN HAVE COMMITTED THIS CRIME.
Fury: Broke Hill's favorite hairtie?
Bucky: Dude, I told her I was really sorry, I gave her a replacement. but it was SO WINDY I COULDN'T STAND IT!!!
Fury: Who put red and blue in with the white load of laundry?
Steve: Dang it, I was clean till the end of the line.
Fury: Are you seriously telling me that Loki is the only one who hasn't done anything wrong?
Tony: what
Clint: All he does is sit and read all day. He's currently reading The Lunar Chronicles.
Loki: That is correct, Fury. Since, you are the one who broke the coffee machine.
Fury: I...
Fine.
Yes, that was me.
Tony: HOW COULD YOU
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The Avengers: Texters, Assemble!
FanfictionSomeone thought it would be a good idea to give the Avengers and company a chatroom. We're all looking at Tony, but it wasn't him this time. At least, we think it wasn't him. Dive in and read through chapters of Avengers texts, filled with fluff and...
