Steve, Tony, Thor, Natasha, Bruce, Clint, Loki, Bucky, Wanda, Pietro, Vision, and Peter are online
Tony) yo so
ween party at my place
gotta wear a costume to get in
no losers allowed
Steve) What do you mean by costume? Like our uniforms?
Natasha) Tony
Don't call Halloween that
Clint) No steve you hopeless puppy
like dress up but for adults
you better have pixistixs stark
Tony) so what are you all coming as
Peter) I'm gonna be Iron Man. Dibs. No doubles.
Clint) lmao Nat you should go as Spiderman
Natasha) No thanks, I already have my Batman costume set up.
Tony) im going as jack sparrow
Bucky) So technically you're going as Cap
Thor) I AM GOING AS A VALKYRIE
TONY STARK, DOES YOUR BUILDING ALLOW FOR PEGASI?
Tony) no equines allowed, not after the zebras
Bucky) I'm going as Tuxedo Mask
wait omg Steve you should go as the champion of love and justice
Sailor Stars & Stripes
Steve) Maybe I should go as James Bond or something cool?
Nat) No, Steve, I already got you a costume. You're gonna be Wonder Woman.
Steve) I don't want to argue but I did not agree to this.
Bruce) You'll look great, Steve. Anyone think I could pull off Tony?
Clint) that's something i need to see in my life
I'm going as Legolas again
oi what are you kids going as
Wanda) The Sorcerer Supreme
Pietro) theflashandsonicslovechild
Clint) that is not something i need to see in my life
Vision) I will be going as a joke.
Natasha) What? What kind of joke?
Vision) I have procured a shirt with "20/20" printed on it.
Wanda) Because Vision's perfect.
Pietro) getascotlandyoutwo
plz
Thor) BROTHER
WHAT WILL YOU BE DRESSING AS
Loki) Since my brilliant ideas of going as the Scarlet Witch, the president of the United States, and the Sorcerer Supreme were respectively vetoed, declared too political, and already taken, I will be taking up the guise of the Joker.
Tony) y so many dc characters
Vision) Because meta commentary is entertaining to the writer.
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The Avengers: Texters, Assemble!
FanfictionSomeone thought it would be a good idea to give the Avengers and company a chatroom. We're all looking at Tony, but it wasn't him this time. At least, we think it wasn't him. Dive in and read through chapters of Avengers texts, filled with fluff and...
