Cookies and Tony does company poop

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Last time on Marvel's Avenger's Chatroom.

Sam- Steve dated Peggy for more than 3 months?
Bucky- you know Peggy?
Sam- she was my adoptive grandmother.
Steve- Bucky is that really you?
Bucky- Hi Steve. Miss me
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Steve- do you know how much I went though! You almost killed me.
Bucky- I wasn't in the right frame of mind. I was brainwashed!
Sam- Steve, calm down.
Steve- Why did you leave me Bucky!!
Bucky- I needed to find myself, I was lost, like a child.
Sam- what about baking cookies!
Steve- Sam...
Bucky- that's a great idea Sammy!
Steve- Sammy?
Sam- yeah, we BFF's now, aren't we Buck?
Bucky- yep!
Sam- Come on BF and BFF lets go bake cookies!
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Le time skip
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Sam- we got everything. Ok, first assistant Steve, preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
Steve- check
Sam- second assistant Bucky, gather the eggs, butter and sugars
Bucky- got it!
Sam- ok I'll get the dry ingredients, and the mixing bowl and the measuring cups and the cookie sheet.
Steve- I can get that!
Sam- thanks Steve!
Bucky- ok, here's the wet ingredients.
Sam- how much should we make, I was thinking 3 batches, one for Thor, one for Tony and one for the rest of us.
Bucky- make it 4, I eat a lot
Sam- ok... Steve warm the butter, 5 seconds should do it, it's 8 sticks. Bucky, crack 8 eggs and I'll measures the sugars
Steve- ok here's the butter.
Bucky- and the eggs.
Sam- how many did you crack?
Bucky- 16.
Steve- and I did 16 sticks of butter. Is that ok?
Sam- sure we'll just have 8 batches
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2 *messy* hours later
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Sam- we have cookies!
Tony- WHAT HAPPENED TO MY KICHEN!!
Steve- I set the oven to high
Bucky- and I left a tea towel in the oven
Anne- I missed the fire? Darn.
Nat- what type of cookies?
Sam- chocolate chip.
Clint- my favorite!
Thor- and mine!
Bruce- how much did you make?
Sam- 32 dozen.
Tony- I better get 3 dozen!
Sam- well I made 4 dozen for Thor.
Thor- how many cookies is that?
Loki- Thor you oaf, it's 48.
Sam- 4 dozen for Tony.
Tony- even better I forgive you Sam!
Sam- I knew you would, 2 dozen for Loki, Clint, Nat, Anne and Bruce.
Loki- I'm good with that
Anne- COOKIES!
Nat- I like you cooking, I think your baking is just as good.
Clint- I'm gonna plant some cookie trees.
Bruce- thanks Sam, Steve, Bucky.
Tony- what are you doing with the 16 dozen left?
Sam- well Steve and Bucky each get 2 dozen and I was going to give them to the board members of stark industries.
Tony- I'm going to the next meeting then
(Pepper has logged on)
Pepper- yes and I have it recorded and screenshoted, Tony's coming to a board meeting! He's doing his job!
(Pepper has logged off)
Tony- curse you Sam.
Sam- lol.

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