Babies?

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Anne- HELP!!!!!
Loki-*breaks down door* what's wrong are you in danger my love?
Anne- I was helping in the preschool and I'm the only on there with 45 kids!
Tony- I think I have a meeting to go to...
Pepper- no your free to help babysit
Sam- I love kids!!!! Stevie were helping!
Steve- pls don't call me Stevie.
Bucky- kids are scared of me.
Thor- it is ok, one of the metal arm, I shall be with you.
Tony- where's Brucie, shouldn't he be here?
Anne- dad's in the hospital thanks to you.
Loki- you broke his arm and leg when the iron man suit dropped on him.
Tony- oops.
Anne- come on, the kids are in nap time for about 20 more seconds and I'm not going to fill out paper work when the place burns down!

*le time skip of every for year magic*

Anne- k, Sam, Steve and Bucky, your in charge of babies to 2 year olds
Sam- I love babies! Come on guys!
Anne- Loki, Thor and Tony we've got 3-5 year olds.
Tony- I hate kids!
Boy1- are you iron man?
Tony- why yes I am!
Boy1- guys it's iron man!
Tony- *gets mauled by 4 year olds* ahhhhhhh
Molly- sir, can I braid your hair? And then can you braid mine?
Thor- of course small midguardian!
Molly- you talk funny.
Timmy- ms. Anne! Ms. Anne!
Anne- hey timmy!
Timmy- I drew you a picture!
Anne- aww what a cute puppy!
Timmy- is this your boyfriend?
Loki- yes I am her boyfriend.
Timmy- can you play trains with me?
Loki- of course!
Anne- hey Sam how are you doing?
Sam- fine, just calming down a baby by singing welcome to the black parade, hold up one sec. Steve! That's a nappy, use the paper things, modern tech made disposable diapers!
Steve- ok, thanks!
Anne- where's Bucky?
Sam- the kids are using him as a bed.
Bucky- I. Need. To. Pee!
Sam- I'm coming. Steve hold Layla, and sing something to her.
Anne- well you guys seem good.
Tony- and that's how I escaped from the evil Killian.
Kids- ohhhhhh
Thor- there you go tiny midguardian!
Molly- who this is better than when mommy does it!
Loki- oh no the Diesel engines stole all the water Thomas! What are we going to do?
Timmy- let's talk to them and work out our differences!
Loki- how about fight to the wreck?
Timmy- that sounds even better!
Steve- 🎶 Rock a bye baby...
Sam- hold still, there like 6 on your back!
Bucky- can I move my arms yet?
Sam- no, there 2 more. Uh oh.
Bucky- what uh oh?
Sam- Steve? Hand me back Layla, and change this baby quick!
Steve- ok. Oh wow, what are we feeding babies now a days? Rocket fuel?
Bucky- it's all over my back isn't it?
Sam- yeah.
Tony- and that's how I saved the world from my own invention!
Boy2- why would you build something that dangerous?
Tony- I was bored
Girl2- why?
Tony- idk
Boy1- why?
Tony- I give up?
All-da-kids- why?
Thor- wow small midguardian, your braiding is even better than Mothers.
Molly- can you tell me about your mommy?
Thor- she is a great lady, the queen in fact.
Molly- I have an idea! We can play princesses and Knights! And Timmy and mr. Loki can play too!
Timmy- yeah! I like princesses and Knights!
Molly- I will be the princess and Timmy can be the knight!
Timmy- and mr. Thor and mr. Loki can be the king and queen!
Anne- ok kids, your parents are here!
Timmy- aww but I want to play with Loki some more!
Baby- bu-ky
Baby's mother- that's her for word!
Bucky- I guess I'm not so bad with kids!
Tony- ok, here's everyone's $100 bucks for not saying I was here. Got it?
Kid army- yes sir!
Sam- bye Layla! Steve, can we have a daughter one day?
Steve- a child? You and me have a child?
Sam- a son would be nice too, he would look just like you
Steve- *faints, cus thought of fondue*

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