I dont even know?

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Tony- what happened last night...
Steve- I don't remember, and I can't get drunk.
Bruce- you guys were sooo drunk. I left after Tony kidnapped Bill Clinton.
Tony- I DID WHAT?
Sam- Tony, why is Bill Clinton dressed as Dora the explorer in our shower?
Anne- wow, someone should take away my phone when I'm drunk I tweeted 'friend kidnapped the ex president. #turnt'
Loki- why do I have a penis on my face?
Clint- I think that was me, I have a sharpie super glued to my hand
Nat- I think I did that.
Steve- why am I wearing lipstick
Sam- hey that's mine
Tony- how can you tell?
Sam- it's Sirius blue.
Nat- how low do the trail of kisses go?
Sam&Steve- what kisses?
Tony- the ones that start at your lips and go to your chest.
Steve-😳😳😳😳
Sam- it's all good it stops there.
Clint-so anything else?
Bruce- I don't think so.
Nat- so we're all good?
Loki- if we are all done here, I'm going to take a shower.
Anne- k see ya later.
(Loki has logged off)
Tony- so nothing else to do?
Clint- where's Thor?
(Loki has logged on)
Loki- Thor is in the shower with ex president Clinton dressed as the map. It is an image I shall never get out of my head.
JARVIS- sir, Mrs. Hillary Clinton is on the line, she would like her husband back.
Tony- she can haul him out of here. I'm going to take a nap.
Nat- that doesn't sound like a bad idea.
Clint- I'll join you Nat.
Sam- wait where's Bucky?
Bucky- I'm a quiet hungover pls shut up, Clinton and Thor were singing until 6:45 this morning and I only got 2 minutes of sleep.
Sam- suck it up, you were never a teenage girl. I'm going to go sleep.
Steve- wait for me!
Loki- well I guess I better *falls asleep*

I don't know. I'll start incorporating some of your ideas next chapter if I remember, but yeah, comment ideas or PM me

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