AVENGER CHATROOMS (on hold)

Catch up!

Sam- long time so see guys....
Sorry.
Actually no, I'm not sorry I have a life outside of you guys you know.
Tony- What! I'm not the center of your every waking moment?
Umm, no...
Sam- Well anyway, I thought the readers would like an update about our lifes.
Anne- Like the wedding!!!
Thor- that's a great place to start!
Bruce- that day.... No words...
Bucky- yeah, I think Steve got drunk.
Steve- only after Clint spiked the punch.
Loki- and he had a really weird look on his face, but I was kinda busy with other things
Clint- I've never been so surreptitious,
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch.
Umm maybe we could have a flash back?
Nat- sounds great.

~~~~~~~Flashback of love~~~~~~~

Anne- I'm getting married in 10 minutes!!!!!
Sam- uh huh, now hold still while I do your hair.
Nat- do you have everything?
Anne- I have something old (Dad's class ring.) something new (My class ring) something borrowed (Sam's mom's dress) and blue flowers!
Sam- well bride to be, I think your all set!

----Meanwhile on the grooms side----

Loki- what if I'm a terrible husband?!
Thor- Banner will kill you.
Loki- what if I make her mad on accident?!?
Steve- Bruce will kill you.
Loki- What if she wants kids?!?!
Thor- You'll be killed
Loki- What if I'm a terrible father?!?!?
Steve- Killed.
Loki- what if...
Steve- *puts hand over Loki's mouth* let's assume it ends in you being killed.
Thor- by a green rage machine.
Steve- yeah, so, are you ready?
Loki- no......
Steve- ok get out there then!!

~~~~back to the bride~~~~

*knock at the door*
Sam- IF YOUR THOR LOKI OR STEVE I CAN MAKE SURE YOU'LL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN AGAIN!!!
Bruce- again?
Anne- hi Dad.
Sam- have you read Norse myths, Loki has like, a horse child.
Bruce- ok then.... Anne are you ready?
Anne- as ready as I'll ever be.
Bruce- I can't believe your all grown up.
Anne- awwwwwwwe!!
Nat- ok, now come on! We have a wedding to start!

<wedding time>

In the front of the picturesque church you see the nervous groom, the best man in a suit with a red cape, the maid of honor who is having a stare down with her brother who is in attendance, a groomsman, out of time who only has eyes for the maid of honor, and a pregnant Russian assassin. A priest stands behind the odd group waiting to start. Then the music starts, the guests stand up, a small ironman suit walks up holding a sign 'last chance, run while you still can' another suit brings the rings and yet another stands in as flower girl. Then the bride appears, an beautiful dress, a proud father, and a groom who is trying to remember how to breath. Vows are said, rings are exchanged, then words that seal the deal,
Priest- I know pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
*a kiss, that even the sun is jealous of its radiance*
Sam- *fist pump* yess!!!!!!
Bruce- Tony are you crying?
Tony- YES! My little girl is all grown up
Clint- she's Bruce's daughter...

[time skip to the after party]

Sam- *walks up to a microphone* hey, *party continues* SHUT UP!!!!!! Thank you. First, thank you to *reads note card* the most humble, amazing, genius, giving... Tony did you write this? Anyway thanks to Tony Stark, cuz, it's his house and his booze. And now I'm supposed to give a speech about how much I love Anne? Well I'm not, what I am going to say though is, if the groom hurts her in anyway, I'm going to kill him, before the father of the bride, thank you.
Thor- my speech is short. Dear brother, we may not be brothers, but I'm glad your my fake brother.

------unflashback-------

Nat- then, clint got everyone, except me and Bruce drunk.
Clint- I didn't get drunk!
Bruce- you started singing let it go durning the father-daughter dance...
Nat- oh and Bucky wasn't drunk.
Bucky- yep so I got to see Sam and Steve making out in the corner and if you want pictures it $5 a pic.
Steve- what.....
Sam- I'll take 5 dozen.
Steve- I have no memory of this.
Bruce- I was before you started proposing to a chair.
Nat- I think Sam got in a fight with the chair after, it was funny.
Bruce- and Tony started stripping during the Bouquet toss.
Bucky- $7 a pic
Nat- and Thor joined in
Bucky- $10,
Loki- was this before or after Johnny Storm and Steve got in a fight over who was more handsome
Anne- after because I remember them fighting.
Bucky- you can have the whole
album for $25
Tony- I'll take 10.
Sam- ok I think that's everything that we haven't told the readers.
Shhhh the forth wall....... This isn't Deadpool you know.
Deadpool- I'm here!
Nope, haven't watched your movie with my boyfriend yet so I don't know how you act.
Anne- boyfriend?
That's a story for another day my dear child...