II - one hot hotbaby

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I'm at school! Wow, time flies. It feels like I was still at home just seconds ago.

Now I have to find my homeroom, but I don't know where anything is!!! I'll have to ask someone...

The first person I see is a really dreamy cute boy who is the captain of every sports team and he's dating the most popular girl in school, even though she's a total witch. Like, seriously. I remember battling her in the Great Witch Wars of 2034.

"Yo, ur one hot hotbaby," I say as I strut up to him. Oh no, I'm such a dork!!! What is he going to say?? There's no way he'd ever love me. I'm overweight and underweight with low self-esteem.

"Hey, are you lost?" he asks me. Oh my gosh, he spoke to me! Stacy and Tracy are going to be well jell.

"Do you know where my homeroom is?" I ask him nervously as I feel butterflies colonising the lumen of my small intestine. "It's called D35268001892."

"Yeah, this is a big school," says hot boy. "That's my homeroom too! We should go together."

"YAY!" I scream and all the windows shatter. In China. "I mean, uh, that's cool, innit."

I follow him to our homeroom and hope we can be good friends. At this rate, my new school is going to be amazayn.

But did I ever loved him?

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