Once Upon a Girl

XI - judgement day

When I get to my luxurious mansion, I knock on the large front doors, which are made of marble. The butler arrives at the door and he carries me princess style into the living room. My parents must be looking forward to hearing about my first day of junior year.

But wait, what's this? A large proportion of the cast so far is sitting in my living room with strange expressions on their faces, as well as some unseen characters: New Mother, New Daddy, Niall, Liam, Louis, Harry, Mr Badwoman, Miss Terry and Miss Margherita. Niall and his bandmates aren't wearing shirts because hot hotboys don't own them.

"Isn't there someone missing?" asks Mr Badwoman. A rumbling noise can be heard outside.

"GOOD EVENING, BEAUTIES!" announces Mettaton as he crashes through the wall. He leaves a gaping hole and I can see our beautiful fountain garden through it. The damage will cost a lot of money but my rich parents can pay for it.

"Okay, now we can start," says daddy Jensen. He's so handsome. I would be in love with him if he wasn't my father.

"We're here because we all care about you very much," Kim Kardashian, my mother, reassures me.

So that explains the absence of Mrs Nightcast...

Mr Badwoman says, "this is an intervention."

WHAT??????????!?!?!?!?!?!?

Miss Terry dares to speak. "We think you may have a prob-"

"Um, no one asked for your opinion," I tell her flatly.

Mrs Margherita is crouching so her head doesn't go through the ceiling. "We think you may have a problem," she says, "and we want to help you overcome it. We couldn't find Mr Ingram but the rest of us got together and decided that we need to..."

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The sun sets.

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"...talk."

Niall has an Irish idea. "If you're good for the rest of the week, you can come on tour with us," he lies. "You can even sing on stage. You'll be great."

Louis says, "you'll be so good, all the girls will want to be your friend so they can brag about you at school. All the boys will want to be you in their next life. And Harry will make you his spirit animal."

Liam chimes in, "honestly, you have the most incredible voice I've ever heard. You make Christina Perri sound like Peppa Pig with tonsillitis."

"HOWEVER, IF YOU GET THREE STRIKES, YOU FAIL THE CHALLENGE. YOU'VE SEEN WHAT HAPPENS TO LOSERS. GOOD LUCK, GORGEOUS."

Mettaton flies through the ceiling again. Miss Terry vanishes in thin air and Mrs Margherita slinks into the fireplace and teleports away. Mr Badwoman leaves through the front door.

Harry blushes. "Sunita, we're all going to go to Niall's bed with no shirts on," he says, blushin' at me. He blushes.

I blush. "Are you asking me to join you?" I question, blushin' at him.

"Harry you naughty," Niall tells him off. "She may be mew mew kissy cutie, but she's mine. Hands off."

They all run to Niall's bed and cuddle each other to sleep like in my fanfiction. Zayn, somewhere, cries himself to sleep alone.

"Goodnight, sweetie," says mother Kim. "We're so proud of you." It's only 5pm but everyone must be tired.

Later on I call my best friends Stacy and Tracy. We talk about my new life for eight hours. They're mad at first but they can't stay angry at me for long because we're #bestfriends4lyfe. They laugh in unison and hang up. I practice some beige magic before I go to bed; I make a dollar bill levitate float for over one second, and I turn a lime into a squashed lime.

I fall asleep on the floor and wonder who will I dream about tonight???...