So apparently, sleep is when your subconscious comes to life. Like, eye-opening! Maybe I should have taken psychology classes instead of that stupid astronomy. I'd be, like, totes amaze, right? Hey, reader. Don't answer that.
Anyway, I'm asleep right now. My internal monologue is just that good.
Wait, something's happening. The world is materialising around me. Is this a dream?
I'm lying on the floor where I fell asleep, because I sold my bed so I could buy thirty litres of luxury Canadian syrup. However, I suddenly teleport to a deluxe sized bed in a nine star hotel in Hawaii and Japan. Zac is shirtless next to me!!!!1!!!!
Maybe it isn't a dream after all. He's totally into me.
He puts his hand on my head and tells me everything is going to be alright. But then Donna appears in the window!!!!! Her tongue shoots out of her mouth like a chameleon and wraps itself around Zac before dragging him away.
Huh. Still not entirely convinced I'm dreaming.
I walk outside the hotel room and Mettaton is dressed like a maid. "ROOM SERVICE, DARLING."
Okay, now I know it's a dream. Mettaton wouldn't be seen out of batteries in that shade.
I go to the beautifully decorated dining area where daddy Jensen is waiting for me with a romantic candlelit dinner. Then he catches fire and dies.
Then, I am magically transported to a cat shelter. But they are all wearing dead costumes...
Am I in cat hell?
I'm suddenly engulfed by a mass of billions of ferocious furry felines. This is truly the end.
My eyes quickly open as Niall shakes me awake. "It's time for your second day of school," he tells me.
Great. My life is an inescapable hell in itself.
As is this book.
You're welcome.
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