This is a book for books... and u r the book.... Right?? Yeah ur a book, well now u r! If u like books u r a book. I don't rlly like books so I'm not a book! MWAHAHA!! >:) ahem!! So mr. book, u r gonna book a book! U r probs wondering what that means, right? Well it means that u (the book) r gonna read another book about a book!!! Try it or die! >:) lol jk! This is a stupid book of stupidness, written by a stupid asshole, with stupidity in my brain, and stupid is my middle name, and stupid stupid stupid everywhere and..... More stupid! Mkay... In less words, what I just said there was that I am very stupid! Ok, so if u want da stupidest person EVER, come get meh! Oh yeah, about that 'book-a-book' thing... It wasn't true... SEE IM SO STUPID IM TELLING U THAT IT WASNT REAL BUT UR SO SMART AND U ALREADY FIGURED THAT OUT!!!! Book-a-book is actually real... Coz I made it up! BAHAHA!! This is totally the stupidest book ever, hey?! Fudge this... –_–
Wanna know a little fact about books?? Yeh u do! Ok... Books r............... NOT BOOKS! Do u get it? No u don't do u :( lemme tell u. Books r not books coz they actually r!! Hahaha dis book is messed up. Unfortunately (fortunately)!!! Sooo.. Wanna do some maths?? Math can be in books coz u can get math books!! On no, that's terrible!! RUN FROM THE WORLD!!!! >:3 anyway! solve this impossible sum: 1+1= hmm... What is a 1 and another 1... OMG ITS TOO HARD :( see told ya I'm da stupidest person ever! Anyways, how about I try to use one of those things that r rlly good at math! Now what r they called... I think it starts with 'c'... Hm, I'm pretty smart to know what letter it starts with!! I know it's a hard word too! Something like 'caterator' or 'calturator'?? I don't know!! :'( I'm so dumb. Maybe I should've gone to school... :/
Congratulations!! Guess what!? U made it through the first part!! BAHAHAHA!! There is still more to come -.- and u r gonna read it!! >:P
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life doesn't last forever
Umorismothinking about the end, just makes me want to end. this is a hilarious book about what i do every day. friends, mitsie pie, randomness, stupidity, and laughter is all included. if i was you, i would start reading. and remember, life doesn't last for...
