Yay u made it to this part! Good luck going any further than this, but try to! ^_^
Book. Boooook. BOOOOK. Book. Yes, book. That's the word I was looking for! I am very forgetful! (not rlly) Sooo... about that word... what was it again? See what I mean? Forgetful. Ahh, book! That's it. 'Book' is spelt B-O-O-K... OMG IM SO SMART! And now u r too ;) Anyway... What is a book, u ask? Wait.. Did u ask that?? Uh probs not :( ALL YA MEAN PPL R SO... uh.. MEAN!! jk! anywaysss... A book is not something u.. wait what's the word... UGH I FORGOT THE WORD! I think it starts with 'r'... Ahh! That's it! It's r!! That's the word... Noooo it's not!! Ok I was being STUPID!! Hehe the word is read! Ok back to where I was up to. A book is not something u... OMG WHATS THE FUDGING WORD!!!? that time I actually forgot the word -.- gimme a few mins to uh... Wait.. Oh yeah, remember....
5 mins later... red, rad, raed...
20 mins later... reed, dear, rade, rede...
1 hour later... read, read, read... hmm what about read? Nah that's not it...
A day later.... I GOT IT! I GOT IT! It's read! Wait.. No it's definitely not...
A week later... Ok I'm sure this time, read! Doesn't look right... Whatever it'll do! Now, where was I up to... AAHHAHAHHHAHHA!!!!!!!!! >:(Damn :/
So, as I try to rewrite the thing I was trying to remember, u can read this stupid story of stupidity...
Stupid Story Of Stupidity
Once upon a time, there was a kingdom. And it was the Kingdom of Stupidness. There was a Stupid Queen, a Stupid King, and stupid servants. The Queen of Stupidness was very overweight, and she would always ask for more food.. coz she wanted to be fat. -.- The King of Stupidness was also very fat, but he didn't try to get fat, he was just very lazy.
One day, the King and Queen went for a walk into the.. um... woods.. where they saw a giant bear, and then before you know it, they were inside the bear's stomach...THE END!!
YOU ARE READING
life doesn't last forever
Humorthinking about the end, just makes me want to end. this is a hilarious book about what i do every day. friends, mitsie pie, randomness, stupidity, and laughter is all included. if i was you, i would start reading. and remember, life doesn't last for...