How To Die
1. Go to the beach
2. Take off all your clothes
3. Swim out into the deep ocean
4. Go to shark and piranha-infested water
5. Swim to the bottom of the ocean without a tank
6. Stay there for a while, until u die...
Did u like it?? What, u didn't? :( u make meh sad :'( jk! If u rlly wanna die, try those six steps! It'll work, I've don't it before....
"Yo wassup! Imma fart-tart!" Fart-tarts r very bad things. They can be a stupid old lady. -.- I just called myself a stupid old lady :'( oh nuuu!! I need help :/
This part is so random :'-( lol
Do u want it to be more random? Ok... >:)
True (and stupid) Story of Fudge-Tard
I have a cow and her name was Fudge-Tard, she gave meh rotten wee everyday (instead of milk). I pour the pee in my brothers tea (yes he's 9 and he drinks mint tea! Yuk!) without him knowing and he would drink it! Then he vomits and starts crying...
That's a true story! Seriously :/ ASK MEH MAMA! Wait.. don't ;-;
YOU ARE READING
life doesn't last forever
Humorthinking about the end, just makes me want to end. this is a hilarious book about what i do every day. friends, mitsie pie, randomness, stupidity, and laughter is all included. if i was you, i would start reading. and remember, life doesn't last for...
