The only thing that I can get, isn't a good thing.
It is a rotten banana.
Poor me.
I hate normal banana's soooo much, so I think I'll die if I see or smell a rotten one.
Oh no. Someone save me from me.
Stupid 'jokes'
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Butter"
"Butter who?"
"Butterfly"HAHAHAHAAaaaahh...
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there"
"Boooo!!!"
"Boooo who?"
"Don't cry, it's just a joke!"HAHAHAHAHA.....
Q: What do u call a sheep crossed with a kangaroo?
A: A woolly-jumper!BAHAHAHA...
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Well why does the chicken always have to cross it?HEHEHEE...
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Butt."
"Butt who?"
"Buttface"HAHAAaa....
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: Because it wanted to go to the moooovies.HAHAHAHA...
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?
A: He had nobody to go with.BAHAHAAaaa....
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"You."
"You who?"
"You talking to me?"HEEEHEEHE...
Q: Why can't traffic lights go swimming?
A: They take too long to change.HAHAHAA....
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"But."
"But who?"
"But you."BAHAHAaa..
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Ok, enough with the jokes.
Hello
How r u?
How r u not.
How am I?
How am I not.
I am a pea
More like pee,
In a cup.
Bye, now.
Ugh. How I hate bananas.
I hate them more than ppl.
O_O
Sucker
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