The only thing that I can get, isn't a good thing.
It is a rotten banana.
Poor me.
I hate normal banana's soooo much, so I think I'll die if I see or smell a rotten one.
Oh no. Someone save me from me.
Stupid 'jokes'
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Butter"
"Butter who?"
"Butterfly"
HAHAHAHAAaaaahh...
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there"
"Boooo!!!"
"Boooo who?"
"Don't cry, it's just a joke!"
HAHAHAHAHA.....
Q: What do u call a sheep crossed with a kangaroo?
A: A woolly-jumper!
BAHAHAHA...
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Well why does the chicken always have to cross it?
HEHEHEE...
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Butt."
"Butt who?"
"Buttface"
HAHAAaa....
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: Because it wanted to go to the moooovies.
HAHAHAHA...
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?
A: He had nobody to go with.
BAHAHAAaaa....
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"You."
"You who?"
"You talking to me?"
HEEEHEEHE...
Q: Why can't traffic lights go swimming?
A: They take too long to change.
HAHAHAA....
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"But."
"But who?"
"But you."
BAHAHAaa..
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Ok, enough with the jokes.
Hello
How r u?
How r u not.
How am I?
How am I not.
I am a pea
More like pee,
In a cup.
Bye, now.
Ugh. How I hate bananas.
I hate them more than ppl.
O_O
Sucker
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