Earwax: I think Mittens needs exercise.
Me: You're the one who needs exercise.
Earwax: *no response*
Me: Ahem.
Earwax: No.
Me: What?
Earwax: NO!
Me: Go kill yourself.
Earwax: YES!!
Me: Uh, ok...
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life doesn't last forever
Humorthinking about the end, just makes me want to end. this is a hilarious book about what i do every day. friends, mitsie pie, randomness, stupidity, and laughter is all included. if i was you, i would start reading. and remember, life doesn't last for...
