R u wondering who Earwax is?
It is meh brother.
No, it's not my brother.
It's my absolutely stupid, annoying, dumb, smelly, idiotic, selfish, fish-like brother.
Fish-like?
Idfk.
Yes, his name is Earwax.
I chose his name.
Lol.
| WARNING |
do not look in Earwax's ears
u will die of disgustingness
Once he nearly killed Mitsie Pie!!!!!!!! No no nooooooo!!!
But, don't worry, he didn't.
I punched in da nuts.
o.o
He started crying.
He he.
I didn't get in trouble.
Earwax did.
I guess he doesn't know I can get away with, like, everything.
YOU ARE READING
life doesn't last forever
Humorthinking about the end, just makes me want to end. this is a hilarious book about what i do every day. friends, mitsie pie, randomness, stupidity, and laughter is all included. if i was you, i would start reading. and remember, life doesn't last for...
