(Opposite to 'The Day I Died')
Hey I'm a wee little baby with a wee little thing and a weeeeeee butt.
Emily just farted in meh face legit :/
Her: I now have a headache
Me: yeh ur fart just gave u a headache
Her: it's not a stinky one
Me: r u sureeee (I block meh nose)
Her: I can't smell it
Me: bye (I run) -.-
YOU ARE READING
life doesn't last forever
Humorthinking about the end, just makes me want to end. this is a hilarious book about what i do every day. friends, mitsie pie, randomness, stupidity, and laughter is all included. if i was you, i would start reading. and remember, life doesn't last for...
