"Meeeeoow!!" says Mittens.
"Earwax will give u food." I say.
"NO I WONT!" says Earwax.
"Do u want her to starve?" I say to him.
He sighs,"Fine."
Earwax fills up Mittens' food bowl. She begins eating.
"Wasn't too hard, was it?" I say to him.
"Ow, my arm hurts now. That bag of food was so heavy!" he says sarcastically.
"Ugh, I'll call a doctor." I grin.
"No! I was joking!"
I crack up,"Like I didn't know that!"
Earwax is so stupid. He's a terrible liar and he doesn't understand anything.
I pick up Mittens and walk out. I carry her to the ground door, open it, and let her free.
"Watch out for cars." I say to her. She just meows in return.
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life doesn't last forever
Humorthinking about the end, just makes me want to end. this is a hilarious book about what i do every day. friends, mitsie pie, randomness, stupidity, and laughter is all included. if i was you, i would start reading. and remember, life doesn't last for...
