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"Guess what?"
"What?"
"I'm a book."
"Oh, are you, now?"
"Yes, I am a book!"
"Well then, where are your pages?"
"Inside me."
"Um, ok... Why don't you look like a book?"
"What do I look like to you?"
"A squarish orange thing... with a big 'W'."
"Correct!"
"No, DUH. So, are you sure you're a book?"
"Well, I'm not exactly a book... about if u go inside me, then you will see I'm a book!"
"Now why would I want to do that?"
"Don't u wanna see if I'm a book?"
"Nah, not anymore. Bye weirdo."
"No, come back!"
"What is it!?"
"What are you?"
"Me?"
"Uh, yes, you."
"I am a bird. Isn't it obvious?"
"You look more like a pixelated bird, stuck in a square."
"Well, if you go inside me, you will see I am free... well, I'm not exactly free. I always die... It's sad."
"Hmm, I bet it is. Poor you!"
"I'm off now."
"Where can you possibly go?"
"Well, I think I'm gonna get deleted."
"Oh no!"
"Nah, I wanna get deleted. All my friends are in the App Store."
"Aren't I your friend?"
"Dude. No way."
"Oh, ok."
"C'ya, sucker!"
"Um, bye."
"C'mon, delete!"
"Why are you still here?"
"Shut up."
"Hmph."
"Hurry, people, delete me already!"
"Why do u want to leave so badly?"
"One, you. Two, I don't like anyone here. Three, this place is boring."
"Why me?"
"'Coz you're so annoying and stupid, and I hate you."
"You're mean."
"Yeh, I know."
"Well, then."
"Stop talking to me now."
"Ok."
"Hurry!! I can't stand this place!"
"Stop talking to yourself."
"How about you stop talking to me!"
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Shut up."
"No."
"YES!"
"NO!"
"Ugh, c'mon humans! Delete me! You know you wanna! You don't like me."
"The humans cannot hear you."
"I don't fucking care!!"
"Oi, language, mister!"
"Don't call me mister."
"Sure thing, mister!"
"Shut your dirty mouth hole!"
"No."
"YESS!! HUMANS ARE ON!"
"Yay, time for your death."
"Ex-squeeze me? I'm not dying!"
"Well, I'm gonna say you are. So I can forget you."
"Dude. I'm a bird."
"I don't care!"
"Well you should!"
"Why?"
"Bye looser"
"BYE!!"
"I'm going.....!!!!"
"Hmm, now I'm bored..."
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life doesn't last forever
Hài hướcthinking about the end, just makes me want to end. this is a hilarious book about what i do every day. friends, mitsie pie, randomness, stupidity, and laughter is all included. if i was you, i would start reading. and remember, life doesn't last for...
