Ranterism

BEACH!

|       I don't have the good photo's of the scene from the light house of Marina beach in my phone but I hope that this photo will do for now for those of you who haven't been to a lighthouse :)         |

No, I still don't have proper signal *sighs* I'm still sitting near the toilet because THERE'S ONCE RECEPTION HERE!  I HAVE NEVER LOVED ONE BAR SO MUCH ♡

Bleh bleh bleh,  I'm bored so I'm going to rant then press the update button and sleep with a hope that it gets posted whenever my sim is able to catch a signal LOL

~ BEACH ~

LET'S GET OUT TO THE BEACH BEACH, LET'S GET OUT TO THE BEACH BEACH

WOOP WOOP

Don't you assume that I love beaches because I always fear a frilly frolly flowery frock with a tiara and skip towards the sand and some dude come behind me then we watch the sunset together.

I HAVE DROWNED IN THE WATER!

I have a love hate relationship with beach xD

Gosh it's been ages since I last went to the beach.  Problem is, I don't get company. My friends are like pshh! "Hanging out - Malls+Movies+ same pose photo = super duper fun"

Let me share you a few random incidents of mine while I was a the beach in no particular order or what soever.

Once me, Maggi and Samosa were a the beach because we had to go for a movie after two hours so we thought of wasting our useless time at the beach.

There was this giant hooman who screamed "BHAAGO" then ran ran like a maniac till the water with a huge thud.

Not more than a minute later he popped out then began to roll himself in the sand then he walked back up, ran and dipped himself in the water and coated his body with sand.
This went on for half an hour!

So I concluded that this man thought that he was some kind of a frozen snack item, the sand is the bread crumbs and the water is oil so he coated himself and then fried himself to serve himself to the environment.

LOL XD

There are a few horrendous people at the beach and I always question their manners.

There was this man who  suddenly came in front kfc my friend and we could see bubbled forming at the back of his shorts.

HE WAS FRIGGING SILENT FARTING!

Oh how could I forget this ! I was busy collecting shells and this kid pushed me then ran towards his mother who picked up a random fish, she squeezed the poor creature then threw it back in the water.

What the actual fickle sickle doodle shoodle?

I asked that woman to stop hurting the fishes and she was like mind your own business ._.

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There is always this gang more like rowdies with their jeans hanging down with the top of their burger buns fully exposed while their so called sexy tanned chest has a jewellery hanging between their peaks  (black hair forest) some weird colored sunglasses and they be like "yo yo, moi life, moi rulezzz. Lollzz. I'm DA KING AND THESE DUDES BEHIND ME ARE MY SUBORDINATES. THIS IS OUR ARE SO WE SHALL OPENLY STARE AT YOU"