Haikyuu!! One-shots

AUs

Okay so

I APOLOGISE

FOR UH

NOT UPDATING

BUT THANK YOU FOR 12K READS AND 800+ VOTES THOUGH LIKE HOLY JESUS WHAT?????

THANK U GOD THANK U JOHN CENA THANK U PEPE

THANK U MY LOVELY CHILDREN

MWAH

OKAY

SO

YOU SEE

I HAVE TONS OF IDEAS IN MIND

BUT I DONT REALLY HAVE THE TIME TO WRITE THEM CAUSE:

1.) I was chosen to be the designer for a shirt thing for my class
2.) I have exams on five subjects tomorrow and the next day
3.) I have to practice for my graduation
4.) I'm part of the student council and we're tasked to organize shit for the ending of the school year
5.) I was assigned to edit a 5 minute long video for my class gdi
6.) I'm pretty much tired I'm so sorry

OKAY SO

TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU GUYS,

HERE ARE SOME SCENARIOS

BUT I WON'T BE WRITING ANY OF THEM IN DETAIL

JUST

✨✨✨✨✨ IMAGINE ✨✨✨✨✨

Also: some scenarios are character x character lmao

Okay here I go :^)

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> AU where Hinata and Kageyama live together; One morning, Hinata woke up really tired since he worked his ass off on a project. Kageyama was preparing breakfast since he figured that Hinata would wake up, well, late. Hinata should've been at school fifteen minutes ago, but, nah. Okay. So Hinata was so damn tired, when he was fixing himself, he accidentally used Kageyama's toothbrush. Hinata comes out of the bathroom with Kageyama's toothbrush still held by his hand, toothpaste dangling off his mouth. Kageyama wanted to murder Hinata when he turned to him, but figured he was tired, so instead of yelling "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU HINATA-BOKE!? THAT'S MY TOOTHBRUSH. MY dAmN fRiCKle fRacKLinG pIPPinG pOpPiNg dIng DINg dOnG DinG TOOTHBRUSH. WHAT THE FLYIN HECK U DOIN, DUMBASS?", Kageyama pulled out the toothbrush from Hinata's mouth. Saying "That's my toothbrush, boke." as gently as he could.

> ghost!reader; On a scale from 1-10, how scared of the dark is Bokuto? 69. And it didn't help when he saw a white figure coming out of his wall mirror. Gdi m8. It's 2 am and raining hard af with the electricity out and the thunder tryna b lit when it just disturbin the grannies. Smfh. Okay. So Bokuto screamed, uh, manly. Tf. Ghost reader-chan flew to his ceiling cause damn, who wouldn't be scared of a manly scream? "You're real,", the first words the two of you said to each other, in unison, too. After two minutes of staring at each other, ghost reader-chan finally approached the owl boyfriend, saying, "netflix n chill bb?" kidding. "Are you scared of the dark?" And oh boy did the owl boyfriend find it creepy af. "Yeah?" was his response. "Well, I'm scared of the light." You two ended up cuddling, Bokuto agreed cause he hated the dark, you offered to do it because you hated the thunder. Why'd you get out of the mirror, you ask? Damn. I'm tryna work on that one, chill. Anyway— it was weird, but Bokuto liked it, anyway.

> mermaid!reader; "You cannot love anyone, or anything else, other than those who have the same blood as yours." It was written in the law. Mermaids should love mermaids, people should love people. It was clear. But it felt like the law was just nothing but a piece of stone planted in the deepest part of the sea that had nothing of value when Kuroo's lips was on yours. Damn Kuroo. Have some chill. You makin the lil kiddies grow up 2 fast

> AU where Kenma plays Osu!; (If you dont know what Osu is Im sorry hdbegdhsbd you can check it out on youtube if u want to)  Kenma is like rank #5 on global and you're a new player and you're like at around rank #100k, and you looked up to Kenma, cause damn that accuracy at 99% m8. MLG AF. Okay. But little did you know, Kenma observed you— he looks at the things you send at the main chat channel every damn day, cause smh. You seem like a cute person.

> Imagine if Bokuto's personality was Akaashi's, and Akaashi's personality was Bokuto's.

> This aint an AU but okay what if Bokuto and Kuroo go to the bathroom together and race on peeing??? Like whoever finishes first is the winner?? Why am I thinking of this it's 10 pm

> Okay but imagine Tsukishima rewarding himself with a Jurassic Park marathon after the exams while wearing his Jurassic Park merchandise he bought from ebay

> Oikawa makes a joke about Iwaizumi while they were watching Jimmy Neutron on a weekend— Hajimy Neutron.

> Yamaguchi was so cold in one winter morning that when he ate the ramen you cooked for him he practically shoved the spoon to his mouth and burned himself sory bby

> You and Kenma watching anime together cause u were sad

> What if Kuroo was actually a tsundere

> Nishinoya with piercings bY e

> Lev being short???

> One day Tanaka wakes up with hair

> Ennoshita eating tofu

> SUGAWARA LIVING WITH DAICHI I'M CRYING

> AU where Ice gets atleast 8 hours of sleep cause she only gets 6

> Bokuto wearing jazz pants

> Reader-chan making fun of Asahi cause it's the brand of reader-chan's electric fan ((check it out yo))

> Terushima eating strawberry yogurt on a hot day

> KAGEYAMA EATING SALAD WITH ROASTED SESAME SAUCE

> Yachi running out of tissue rolls in a public bathroom while doing the thing my bABY CHILD IM CRYING

> Oikawa cuddling with Iwaizumi after getting into a fight with him I'm dead

THAT'S

THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT

IT'S NOT WORTH TO BE CALLED AN APOLOGY BUT

DON'T WORRY

I WILL SPAM YOU GUYS AT 18TH MARCH AFTER MY GRADUATION

with angst

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If any of you guys want to use any of these shitty scenarios, please tell me about it lmao

(fun fact: I'm 13 but still in 6th grade cause I studied late af, I was supposed to jump to grade 1 when I was turning 7 but my parents insisted on letting me go through prep. I cri. Plus my birthday's in the middle of the year so)

Okay I should sleep lmao I have exams tomorrow aNd DAMN

mATH AND SOCIAL STUDIES

GoOdbYe mY fRIEndS

All the love as always,
Ice

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