Genius (ohshc x reader fanfic)

Chapter 6: First Time at The Host Club

"Welcome."

'Smack.'

I blow the red monstrosity off my face.

"I need to get a restraint on these petals...Ootori, how do you expect your customers to enjoy your 'breathtakingly' good looks when rose petals are being tossed in your face?" If you looked closely, you would've seen the slightest tick mark on the right side of my head.

"Well, in most woman's fantasies, it is a natural way for one to swoon when the petals highlight our 'breathtakingly' good looks, am I wrong, Maru? Because you'll just have to adapt since today you'll be joining us after all."

...

"Hey, hey Haruhi,"

"...Yes, Maru?"

"He is related to satan, he has a shadow king aura."

"...yes...that is true...TAMAKI, LET MARU START HOSTING!" Haruhi frantically yells as she scurried to her usual table. I tilt my head in confusion until I felt an intimidating aura behind me. "Mr. Kitsune-"

"Call me Maru."

"...Maru, you will be open as a option for the guests today, just for us to see if you truly are qualified, and please, try not to mess up, we do not want to have you bear a heavy debt, do we?"

It was very obvious that Ootori boy is still angry of how I kept on interrupting him the other day, and I admit it was rude...however I believe he was and is ruder for threatening me, it is also quite bothersome to see him smile charmingly...fake, it just seems creepy to me.

"Hey, hey Kyoya."

He opens his eyes, releasing his 'my-perfect-closed-eyes-smile-that-can-swoon-anybody' face, with only his 'charming' smile.

I lift both of my hands to his face, and squished his cheeks. A tick mark appeared on his head.

"And what exactly are you doing, Mr. Kitsune?"

I stare into his eyes. Realization hit him hard.

"I hate your smile. It's fake. I hate fake."

When I take my hands away after bluntly saying my explanation, he smirks. Does he know?

"Then I guess you won't see me smile at all, seemly I'm the 'shadow king,' now, if you would please Maru, go to your table for the club has just started."

I stare at him for a little while longer before nodding and walking away.

•••

"KYAAA!"

I, Maru Kitsune, have enjoyed living so far, please don't forget me.

For two straight hours, I have sat on this sofa and swoon people of the same sex. I find it quite awkward how many women are easily swoon by something's I've said, I, for one, was quite embarrassed. I have said things from, 'my ladies, since I have been quite isolated, I find you to be most of a exquisite sight,' to 'my angles, you've made me want to bring sweet serenades to you, of course I am not worthy for such beauties,' it's very embarrassing indeed. And now, currently, I believe I have around 20 women around me, swooning at every action and word I have done or said. I was pretty sure my eardrums will burst if I don't have at least five seconds of silence. I need to do something.

"My ladies, for your voice is so very angelic, I would rather take a few bits of silence to awe at your beauty, for every passing moment, means close to a end. Allow me to spend these last moments remembering you all, please, introduce yourselves." One by one, with hearts in their eyes, they spoke. I was able to memorize all, but I'd rather not say them all, just imagine, 20 women.