Genius (ohshc x reader fanfic)

Christmas Special #1

(Total of two specials)

"Ah. Haru. You just missed the last pair of mittens. Some old lady grabbed them last minute."

"Gyaa! Maru! Grab those socks!"

"Aye aye, captain."

Maru snatches the last pair of cotton socks before the same old lady could get to them. The old woman scowled at the innocent (not really) girl, walking away with her cart of last-minute Christmas gifts and such she hunted down like what Maru and Haruhi were doing at the moment.

"Hey, Haru-chan, when can I go and buy my gifts?"

While speaking to Haru, she snatched back the funky red sweater she found for Shui (as a joke) that she recommended from a middle-aged woman with very prominent lipstick who tried to unnoticeably steal it. After all, it was only five buck for it.

"After you grab the things on this list!"

Maru's phone buzzed, and she tried looking at the list while watching the cart in front of her which she was practically covering the entire opening.

"Damnit! Hurry, Maru! I feel like the limited edition notebooks are about to be completely sold out!"

"Gots it, boss!"

You see my friends, it was currently 6:08 in the afternoon at a very busy mall.

And you see, each store had their own type of sales. Reason? It was black Friday in America.

And Maru was there.

With Haruhi screaming through Skype.

Ever since Maru heard of Black Friday, which was three days before, she decided that it would be a good idea to buy all the necessities she has been lacking in her house, and might as well buy Christmas presents early.

Haru was just dragged into it all. But due to her constant refusal of missing school for shopping and having Maru spend money, Maru convinced her by making a deal saying that they'll have to contact through Skype and Haru could just pay her back when she becomes a lawyer.

Anyways, the mall in New York where Maru's at was packed and brutal.

"Maru, first class is going to start in five minutes. I have to hang up now...I trust that you got everything on the list?"

"Yes-"

"Okay, bye!"

Beep.

"...but I can't bring back any foreign foods without paying an expensive fee, so I can't bring back the finest, fresh-caught tuna-that-were-turned-into-casserole rolls that you added on the list. Meh."

Maru quickly paid at H&M's counter.

(English)

"Hello, how are you doing today?"

"Good."

Beep. Beep. Beep.

"That'll be 347.45 dollars."

Swipe.

"ID please?"

Give.

Looks.

Stares suspiciously at Maru.