Liz Whats Wrong With You?

Fat Kid Defense Mode

"Hey watch it. That's my towel. Look prego it's the first day on tour. You shouldn't take my towel." I snatched the towel from Hunter and shook my head.

"Everything okay in there?" Andy asked from the door.

"Yes. Now go please." I screamed back.

"Okay okay. When you're done come outside. Some people want to meet my attractive, amazing sister." Andy said back.

"Okay. Now. GOOOO!" I screamed louder. I heard him laugh.

"Okay chicka. I'm leaving. I'm done. Get dressed." I smiled and walked out with the towel. I went to walk down the steps and dry my hair. Bad choice. I stubbled down the stairs blindly.

"Hey watch it. Don't kill me."

"Oh my god. That isn't. ANDY PLEASE TELL ME IM DREAMING." I tripped, falling to the ground and hitting feet.

"Does she have a foot fetish mate?"

"OLI SYKES?" I screamed. "What is this? Bust Liz's ovaries day?" I asked starting up a wave of deep chuckles. I took the towel off my head and looked up at the one and only Oliver Sykes. Then I looked over to see Ronnie Radke, Chris Motionless, Kellin Quinn, well you get the point.

"You were right. She's very pretty." Austin commented. I blushed.

I stumbled to my feet and brushed my knees off. I stood up straight and walked over to Andy. I tried to stand taller and drape my arm over his shoulder but failed.

"Failer." Andy laughed.

"We'll maybe if you were shorter this wouldn't happen. Gosh." I rolled my eyes and looked away.

"Hey you know what's going on with grouchy over there? I wanted to cuddle but he didn't. It was kind of rude." I asked Andy, turning to look at Jake on the phone.

"No. Have no clue. Sorry." Andy replied.

"Hunters up for cuddles." Hunter yelled from the tour bus doors. She ran towards me, flailing her arms and laughing.

"Shhhh. They'll know babes." I smiled. "Preggers get in the house. Wait no. Get in the busssss? Yea the bus." I said pointing at our rolling house.

By now the guys were dying with laughter.

"Babes come cuddle." Hunter pouted.

"Nevahhhhh. You can never take me alive." I screamed running behind Andy.

"Baby come back." Hunter sang.

"Who do you think you are? Running round leaving scars." I sang back.

"I've got pizza bagels..." She eyed me in that rapist kind of way.

"Okay. I'm comin. I'm sorry sonnie. My hips don't work like they used to." I replied in a grandmas voice and shuffled from behind Andy.

"Somebody say bagel bites?" CC rushed over. Go figure that.

"You touch them you die. I will cut you up into pieces and glue things girls shouldn't to your forehead." I glared at him.

"Woah calm down fat kid." CC put his hands up in defense.

"That's what I thought." I smiled heading toward the bus.

"Nice meeting you guys. Oh and nobody die just yet. You haven't seen me in full action." I laughed.

"Oh it gets worse?" Chris asked.

"Most defiantly. But at this moment I have bagel bites calling my name." I was almost to the door when he called my name.

"Hey Liz come here." Jake called over to me. I cursed under my breath.