Liz Whats Wrong With You?

Take Them

I heard the clatter of dishes downstairs and a couple of voices. I rolled on my side to see the clock read 7am.

"Who gets up this early?" I whispered, throwing the covers off me. I screamed bloody murder as I looked down at my naked body. I scrambled for the bed, hearing footsteps heading upstairs. Please don't be Andy. Please don't be Andy. PLEASE DON'T BE ANDY. Alex opened the door and closed it quietly behind him.

"What's wrong?" He peered at me beneath the covers.

"IM NAKED!" I screamed, covering myself up with the sheets and climbing from the bed. I ran to my suitcase and grabbed some sweats, a monsters inc. sweatshirt, a bra and underwear. I hid behind the closet doors and quickly threw my clothes on. I honestly don't know why I was hiding. He has seen me naked I'm sure.

"Your shirts on inside out." He laughed.

"Well help me then. It's not that easy." I whined.

"Gosh. Aren't we helpless today." He helped me pull my shirt off and turned it the right way.

"I have a massive headache though." I started pouting as he pushed the shirt over my head. I pushed my hands through the sleeves and stared at him.

"Come on. Hunter just woke up and I'm positive both of you want to know what happened after the wedding last night."

"Yes I do." I sighed and we headed downstairs.

"Will you now explain to us what happened?" hunter groaned, handing me an aspirin and a drink.

"Sit down then." He pointed to the bar stools that sat behind the bar.

"Lets see. When we got back here you guys kept throwing things. You threw my keys in the fridge and I spent an hour looking for them. You blended some grapes." We began laughing. Grapes? who blends grapes? Oh right. Drunk people.

"You guys put gum in Jacks shoes." Harry added.

"So me and Harry decided to separate you guys. Bad idea. We caught you two throwing the guy who rents this place's cat in the bath with freezing cold water. You also painted the walls with lipstick, eyeliner, and toothpaste." I looked at Hunter and we died. Jack came in and glared at me.

"That wasn't us last night. That was Biz Leirsack and Stunter Hyles." We giggled. A great woman named Jenna Marbles once taught me to blame every drunk action on your drunk name. How do you do so? switch the first letter of you first and last name around.

"Well Biz and Stunter may I continue?" Alex tapped on the counter impatiently.

"Sure. Go ahead mr.Sass." I smirked.

"You guys grabbed all the snack cakes, all the cereal, chips, whipped cream, string cheese, peanut butter, pickles, donuts, gold fish, and Oreos and ate them ALL!" I choked on my drink.

"WHAT?" I screamed. Hunters mouth fell agape. That's a load of food. We're gonna get fat.

"Hang on. Little bit more. You both climbed on the counter and claimed the floor was lava then commenced to stripping while screaming 'TAKE THEM! TAKE THEM! THEY'RE ON FIRE!" He laughed, doing this horrible dance. I was shocked.

"I'm so sorry we did that." I turned red.

"I'm not. Sounds like we had a ball. Sisters forever?" She smiled.

"Sisters forever. Now cook me some waffles." I playfully punched her shoulder.

She stood up and went to the cabinet, grabbing the waffle mix and the maker. I skipped to the fridge and grabbed the grapes, sitting on the counter across from the stove. Alex was in the other room now apparently on the phone with Andy, telling him what happened. I threw grapes at Hunter.

"Hurry up. Hurry up. My tummies making the rumbly noises that only hands can satisfy." She rolled her eyes then laughed. Drunk or not. We were the life of the party.