Liz Whats Wrong With You?

Elevator Play Acting

"Babe. Oh babe come on. Come here." I whined as I forced Alex to lean across the table so I could get the fudge off his upper lip. I smiled. Who could get mad at a guy like him though.

"Thanks." He grinned, taking his fork and trying to get some of my jello. I stabbed at his hand playfully.

"You better stop. I'm handy with a fork." I giggle.

"Fine." He leaned back pouting.

"All I'm saying is everyone is terrified that we're gonna get our guns taken. I could care less. I've got my forks and knifes. Stab them in the eye with a fork and go to town on their chest with a knife." I said thoughtfully chewing on my jello.

"You know you're a very violent human being. In a cute, sassy body. Worries me sometimes that you might take over the world."

"And what? Make you a slave? Ah I can see that now. Get back here peasant." I smiled as he looked at me in the What-The-Heck way. He clearly didn't see the joking matter I was implying. It took him a minute but he finally smirked. Duhhhh.

"Alright. That's enough. Just stop eating like a three year old. And keep your hands off my jello." I waved my fork at him. He leaned back putting his hands up in defeat.

"Ready to go?" I asked, finishing my wiggly snack and standing up.

"Yea." He also stood and grabbed my trash from my hand. He threw both of our trash in the waste bin.

"What a gentlemen." I smiled up at him as we made our way to the elevator to go back up to Hunters floor. He intertwined our hands and tugged me along.

"Just trying to be nice." He pulled me into the deserted elevator and hit the button for the third floor. Great. The slowest elevator on earth. My grandma could've gave me a piggy back ride up the stairs faster than this thing. I turned to stand in front of him. He looked over my head like I wasn't even there.

"Okay. My turn for a question." I waited for him to look at me. Reply. Wiggle your freaking toes? Nope.

I stood on his feet to give me leverage and wrapped my arms around his waist. I laid my head against his chest.

"Babeeeee!" I whined. All he did was breath. In. Out. In. Dang he's good at this hard to get thing. I looked up, almost at eye level and dipped my head. Aha. I got it. I looked at his expressionless face once more. I acted like I was fixing to trail my sweet, soft kisses on his neck then bit into the tender skin.

"Why does this always happen to me?" Jami yelled as the elevator doors opened. Alex hadn't even whimpered at my vampiric grip. He smirked.

"Your just lucky." He replied looking down at me. I smacked his chest.

"Nope. He was ignoring me. And I find it slightly disturbing that he liked that." I looked down, confusion plastered across my face. I stepped off his feet and headed toward the room. He grabbed my arm but I shook him off and brushed past a mentally scarred Jami who now waited in the elevator with Ashley. Alex was hot on my heels calling my name till I opened the door to the room.

"Hey hunny. Where's the babies." I asked Hunter.

"Over there. Why are you red?" She questioned.

"Ask him." I pointed toward Alex and grabbed Darcy up. They were three days old now and the doctor said they'd be cleared tomorrow. Hunter planned on moving to London so I wouldn't see her often.

"Hey baby. How's my Darcy today?" I asked in a sweet tone. And she just used the bathroom. Thanks Darcy. Thanks.

"That's lovely." Hunter said from behind me.

"What? That she just used the bathroom in my arms? What do you have? Super mommy bathroom skills. Ooo I've got it. Your diaper mommy supreme." I laughed, laying Darcy down and beginning to change her.

"Screw you Liz. No I meant the elevator love scandal you just play acted." I turned around and folded my arms over my chest.

"Look I know you want this lusciousness but only weeny gets it." She got the joke and busted into laughter. The guys (Harry, Louis, and Alex) stared at us.

I turned back to Darcy and began to clean her. Not a diaper woman. Alex would be on diaper duty a lot. "Oh no no no. That's not right Liz." I talk to myself..... It's normal... Yea no it isn't. "Wrong way. Aha. Gotcha. Lizzy wins this round diaper. Wait. What am I doing. Shut up Liz." I felt a hand on my shoulder as I picked Darcy up. I twirled to see Jordan with a look of concern on her face.

"Were you just talking to yourself? Because we are at a hospital. I can get you some medicine." She laughed.

"No. I just. I wasn't. Oh screw it. Yes I talk to myself." Darcy giggled at the face I made at her. I love baby laughter.

"Heard about Jami's run in. You to love birds need to stop." I blushed.

"Her fault. And Alex's too. Oh and things spread to fast around here."

"Well it's not that big a deal." Andy picked Braylee up and lit up like a lightbulb on high voltage. He would make a great daddy.

"What did you need to ask?" Alex bent to whisper in my ear.

"Ask you later." I whispered back and turned to Darcy. No I didn't want to try for a baby you nasties.