Liz Whats Wrong With You?

Two Feet On Me

"I'll just put these in Andy's closet. Harry and Alex would find these. It's bad luck you know." Hunter handed Cheyenne the dresses and I grabbed the high heels.

"I can't walk in six inch heels." I pulled our matching heels out of the bag.

"You have like six more inches to kiss Alex with. You'll be like 5'4." We walked into the house and I flopped down in the chair. Hunter set down beside Harry.

"Well six inch heels aren't okay with me." I sighed. "I'm gonna break my ankles."

"Six inch heels?" Jack looked over at me.

"Yea. For the wedding. I swear if I can't walk in them in just gonna take them off and stand on Alex's feet."

"For what?" Alex walked in and pushed me over in the chair.

"To kiss you. Unless that's an issue. Then I could just hold your hand during our wedding." I smirked, taking his drink.

"No I mean didn't you buy heels?" he questioned.

"Um yea. Six inch heels. Would be fine if I were like 5'5 or you magically shrunk to 5'10. But you just have to be 6'0 don't you? I'm gonna take them off. I'm not wearing them. I don't want a broke ankle or neck during my honeymoon to France and Germany. I can't do anything with you, Hunter and Harry." I took a sip of his drink and set it down on the coffee table. I looked at Alex who had his bottom lip poked out, pouting of course.

"I'm serious. It sucks. You have two feet on me." I looked at him.

"She is right. You have to slouch to kiss her." Rian added.

"Thanks." I replied, never breaking eye contact with Alex. He straightened his lip up.

"Fine. But you aren't going barefoot for our wedding. What kind of dress did you get?" He wrapped his arm around my waist and pulled me closer.

"I can't tell you. It's bad luck." I smiled at Hunter and interlocked my fingers in his.

"They're sexy dresses though. No granny dresses." She laughed and sprawled across the couch, putting her head in Harry's lap. He played around in her hair.

"Yea. I don't like granny panties either. That's a sign your life is over. You can't get laid that way." I laughed.

"Thongs. Business in the front. Party in the back." Hunter added and everyone began giggling.

"I want some peanut butter and pickles." I threw my legs over the side of the chair and leaned back over Alex. He rocked the chair back and forth soothingly. I tangled my fingers in my hair.

"What are we fixing for dinner?" Hunter asked.

"I don't know. Thought you two would decide for us." Harry responded.

"Ughhh fat kid problems. Got and cheeze wiz?"

"Nope. Zack ate it all." Rian pointed to Zack.

"Awe man. Not my cheeze wiz?" I whined. "Alexxxxx. Go buy me some cheeseeeee!"

"Do I have to?" He looked at me.

"I'll go with you."

"Okay." He pushed me off of him and into the floor.

"Ouch. That wasn't nice." Jordan walked in, making me jump.

"Picked you up some cigarettes and Andy wanted to know it you guys want to eat with us." She looked down at me. Never noticed how soft the floor was. Hmmm warmth. Fluffy carpet.

"Ummm sure." I stood up and opened my cigarettes, grabbing one out and lighting it.

"See you in a bit." She smiled and left.

"Don't worry. I'll get payback." I looked at Alex and gave him a mischievous smiled.

"This should be interesting." Hunter grabbed my cigarette out of my mouth and took a puff off of it as we walked outside.

"I agree." Jack said before leaning down and whispering in my ear. "Ill help if you really want to get him back."

"Okay. Thanks."