The virgin & the bad boy (Gravity)

Chapter 1/The Martian

A/N weekly updates on Thursdays Video: Gravity is just a habit/By OK Go.

"Machines are already undertaking task which were unthinkable - if not unimaginable - a decade ago" Andy Haldne, Chief Economist, Bank of England

Gravity: Definition

* Physics: gravity attracts objects towards each other: attraction.

*The force which pulls one down to earth again. 

* extreme importance; seriousness: crimes of the utmost gravity.

*solemnity of manner: has the poet ever spoken with greater eloquence or gravity

/Atlanta/Elon Musk  spaceport 8:31  24 June 25 2118

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Scarlett's POV. 

It was precisely 8:31 when the strangest event which would push my life totally off course. This was made worse, given my I wasn't sure my life had ever actually begun.It all suddenly came to me. I was standing in the Elon Musk interplanetary spaceport Atlanta. Squinting in the harsh light of the arrivals area. I was swimming in a hoard of people and robots around me. Beyond them, a dense crowd of onlookers stood behind a ribbon. They held signs like 'Mr Micrsoft-Save The Children' and 'Apple-IBM'. It could have been the space lag. Somehow I couldn't shake the feeling they were a weird police line up. I looked around. Men and robots went to and fro over this globe about their little affairs with infinite complacency. All serene in their assurance of their empire over matter. I grabbed a robot next to me. I felt far, far too heavy.

"What planet am I on, bud?" I asked desperately.

"Earth," said the robot, both slightly scared and confused.S★★t, I'm on Earth. My jaw dropped low enough to run a locomotive into.

Some video blogger robots ran up to me.

 "Excuse me miss. Are you human?" asked one.

"Well, I don't feel like it at the moment but that's what it says on my passport," I said stretching.

"Were you brought up by robots and had no human contact?" asked another machine.

I know what you're thinking. That's exactly how I felt, growing up in the middle of nowhere with workaholic parents. I wasn't sure this is what they wanted.

"Not strictly. I was born on Mars" I said.

Just then three people brushed passed me. To men in uniform and one girl in black. Suddenly, one of the machines pointed a mechanical finger.

"Are you a human?" ask the robot to the girl. She looked to be about 17 or so. Gaunt with large recessed eyes and black hair.

"No there is some mistake. This unit a type 29 cleaning machine. I am awaiting instructions" said the girl. 

Her voice sounded quite flat like a machine's.

"No, we keep telling you!. you're human." said one of the space rangers to her.

The first space ranger moved forward. The reporting robots formed a circle around him.

"We found this girl on the аномалия силы тяжести. The ship has been lost in space for about 16 years." the first space ranger said. 

"We responded to a distress signal. The crew was dead and we found this girl as the sole survivor."

"I found this girl and it was quite clear she had been raised by robots," said the second ranger. He putting his arm around her. She did nothing but look around her lost and confused.  

"No, if you remember, I found this girl. You said she was just a clearly a rat or mouse. I was the one who found her and said hello." said the first ranger again.

"You asked her to clean your shoes. Then got suspicious. I actually saw her first" bickered the second space ranger.

"Miss are you a human or what?" said the robot

."I am what," said the girl. The robots looked at her and looked at each other then looked back.

"Are. you. a. human. or.what" said the reporter robot clearly so she could hear.

"I am not human." said the girl ". Therefore I am what. Is this there something you would like me to clean? What are my parameters?"

The space rangers started to pull the girl away. "Thank you! A full statement will be made by the space-ranger core later." said the first space ranger.

"Are you a robot trapped in girl's body?" shouted one reporter running robot after them.

"No I am a girl with trapped with a robot's mind," said the girl as she was pulled off.

After the girl and space rangers had gone the reporter robots broke up.' Good luck with the idiot who helps you solve that one I thought'. Show over, I got back to my own predicament.****

A/N Thanks for checking out this first chapter out. Thanks to everyone who has said what they think might happen to Scarlett, we love sharing ideas too.  

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