Kristy: Hi! All I want to say for now is that I changed my username..
Lucy: Uh-huh. Clearly
Kristy: Yes..clearly I just wanted I say so since I thought it might cause confusion and stuff, and well I guess that's it.
Natsu: Uh-huh
Kristy: You can stay mad at me all your life but please not in front of the camera.
Gray: Uh-huh
Kristy: Are you guys still mad at me for not updating for a long time?
Fairy Tail guild: Uh-huh
Readers: Uh-huh
Fangirls: Uh-huh
Zeref: Uh-huh
Kristy: What are you doing here?
Zeref: Chilling
Kristy: You're not even a main character.
Zeref: Then who's the one behind all of this end of the world stuff.
Kristy: Not you. *clamps hand over mouth* Oops.
Zeref: Really?
Natsu: Really?
Gray: Really?
Lucy: Really?
Fairy Tail: Really?
Laxus: I was sure it was him.
Mavis: Me too.
Zeref: Okay first, ouch. And second, yeah I thought it was me.
Kristy: Uh, give it a 50-50.
Lucy: What? I thought it was Zeref.
Kristy: Who knows.
Gray: You just said it wasn't him.
Kristy: Maybe it was a bluff.
Natsu: What's a bluff? I that some kind of fluff?
Lucy: Really Natsu? Btw that's still a good look on you.
*Natsu still as a salamnder*
Natsu: I feel so helpless and small.
Gray: That's because you are, Lizard Man.
Kristy: Hey you controlled your hissing.
Natsu: It's annoying to always pronounccce it like thiss.
Lucy: But it's cute.
*The lizard blush but it wasn't very evident since he was already pink from head to tail*
Natsu: You think ssso?
Fangirl 1: WAHHHH NALU NALU!
Fangirl 2: SHUT UP GRAYLU ALL THE WAY!
Fangirl 1: Ew, it's Gray and Juvia you dimwit. Nalu forever.
Fangirl 2: Ugh it's GrayLu for the win!
Fangirl 3: Hey Sticy is the best!
Fangirl 1 and 2: NO!
Kristy: Ayayay ship wars.
Sting: Can't we just talk about how I saved you fairies asses in the latest chapter.
Rouge: Okay Sting. *casually flips magazine*
Natsu: Shut up Bee!
Sting: Oh Natsu-san, you're so pathetic when you're like that. I can't believe I looked up to you now I guess I'll always looks down.
Natsu: Why I outta! HIYAAAA! *jumps on Sting's face*
Sting: Hey get off! *grabs the salamander's body but Natsu sticks to his face tightly*
Natsu: Ha-ha! Who's pathetic now?
Sting: *hits face on a table* *hits face on a book* Rouge get him off! *cant stop shaking his head wildly and keeps on running in circles*
Natsu: Ugh I think I'm gonna puke.
Sting: Don't you dare!
Lucy: Should we stop them? *pours some tea*
Gray: Why break up something so peaceful. *drinks tea*
[In the background]
Sting: Ugh that's nasty!
Natsu: I think I'm gonna puke again.
Sting: Ugh it's in my eye!
[End of background effects]
Lucy: Yeah peaceful. *sweat drops but drinks tea*
Kristy: How did things end up like this? *drinks tea*
Alec: Beats me. *drinks tea*
Gray: *does a spit take with his tea* Woah! Why are you here?
Alec: I like tea. *sips tea slowly*
Kristy: Wait a minute...*looks at Alec* Why am I drinking this? I don't even like green tea.
Lucy: Oh look! They destroyed the studio.
Kristy: They'll just clean it up later.
Alec: I like tea.
Gray: Dude is that blood on your shirt?
Alec: No it's jam that I got from killing someone. KAHAHAHA!
Kristy: Yup, another peaceful day at the studio. Bye guys and remember I changed my username.
Lucy: Bye
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The Elemental Dragonslayer
FanfictionLisanna comes back from Edolas, the whole guild celebrates for her return, but a certain Celestial Spirit Wizard is being ignored and she gets kicked out of Team Natsu. She decides to leave the guild. She returns. Is mad. Asks if she is wrong. ...
