What Is Love? (MLP Version)

chapter 21 (pickup lines)

In the room....

Dash POV.
Blitz: hey dash
Me: oh hey blitz what's up?
Blitz:Are your hands heavy?
Me:why?
Blitz:Cause I can hold hold them for you..
Me: oh really? (I said raise my left eyebrow)
Blitz:dash
Me:what?
Blitz:your lips look lonely,would it like to meet mine?
Me:blitz are you sick?
blitz:If you were an angel,you'd be acute one
me:umm blitz your crazy
Blitz:I'm not a cigarette but you can light me up anytime
Me:blitz your weird
Blitz what thing lasts forever dash?
Me: nothing lasts forever blitz
Blitz:If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing
Me:what the?
blitz:have you been to the doctor lately?
Me:why?
blitz:Cause you're lacking some vitamin me
Me:blitz your so weird
Blitz: Do you have a sunburn? Or are you always this hot
Me:blitz stop
Blitz:Are you a light switch?
Me:why?
Blitz:Because you turn me on
What's going on I don't understand him
Blitz: On rate from 1-10,you're a 9
Me:why am I a 9?
Blitz: Cause I'm the one you need
Me:blitz are you doing pick up lines?
Blitz: IDK
Blitz:Is your name nobody?, cause someone said nobody's perfect
Me: okay blitz I'm hungry lets eat
Blitz: oh sure, lets go to sugarcube corner
Me:okay
In sugarcube corner....
Blitz: wanna know what's on the menu?
Me:what?
Blitz: me-n-u :)
Me: oh blitz give me a break
Blitz:Do I know you?
Me:why?
Blitz:Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend
Me:blitz shut up
Blitz:Are you from Google?
Me:why do you think I'm from Google? (Said rolling my eyes )
Blitz:Cause you have everything I'm searching for :)
After eating....
We went to our dorm and I sat on a coutch and blitz sat next to me
Blitz:you may fall from the sky,you may fall from a tree, but do you know the best way to fall?
Me:what?
Blitz:the best way to fall is in love with me
Me: oh blitz I'm never gonna fall in love with you
Blitz:there's something in my eye,can you see it?
Me:no
Blitz:it's my love for you
Me:blitz i think your drunk
Blitz:I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you
Me:freak!
Blitz:does your left eye hurt?, because you've been looking right all day
Me:hahaha to much for that blitz..okay I need to go now
Blitz:but before the let me tie your shoe laces, cause I don't want you falling for someone else
Me:your kidding me right
Blitz:hahaha okay bye
Me:bye
I walked away going to my first class, when the class was almost over my phone vibrates and I read the text it says:
Blitz:Are you a camera?Because everytime I look at you, I smile
Me:shut up
I replied then put my phone back in side my pants and it vibrated again I read the text
Blitz:my doctor said I'm lacking vitamin U
that made me so annoyed by his pick up lines he won't really stop
Blitz:I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart
Blitz:I like legos, you like legos, why don't we build a relationship
Blitz:my lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
Blitz:there's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name
Blitz:If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you for a bit longer
Blitz:Do you have a name? Or can I just call you mine? :)
Blitz: I bet your a butterfly, pretty to see hard to catch
Blitz:hey your pretty, and I'm cute, together we'd be pretty cute
Blitz:roses are red, tomatoes are redder, I think we both know, I like you way better
Blitz:Are you a wizard, cause you just cast a love spell on me
Blitz:is your mom a baker, because she made you a cutie pie
Blitz:I'm good at algebra, I can replace your x and you wouldn't figure out y
Blitz:even if there wasn't gravity, I'd still fall for you
Blitz:can I punch you in the face..With my lips
Blitz:did you swallow magnets?because you're attractive
Blitz:👦+👰=👪
Blitz:💖💖💖👍 I love you dashie 💋💋💋
Me:what da'
Me:your so annoying
I replied then turn silent mode on my phone
Uggggg he is so not cool I hate him

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