This one is for the girls...I would strongly suggest guys NOT to read this but you can if you want I guess.
Teacher: *assigns my crush and I to work together on a project (this has happened more than once, I swear she's on to something)*
• At My House •
Me: *gets period* (told you)
Dog: *grins mischievously*
Crush: *sitting right across from me*
Dog: *gets a running start* *smashes straight in between my legs*
Crush: *gives me a really weird look and raises eyebrow at dog*
Me: *blushes profusely* *shoves dog away*
Dog: *runs right back*
Me: *yelps* *jumps up* I AM GOING TO GO GET SOME TRUFFLES.
Crush: [thinking] As if I needed any more hints.
Me: *trips on my way to the kitchen*
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Really Embarrassing Stories That Have Legitimately Happened To Me Because I Suck
RandomThe title says it all, folks. I can already tell this will be a long story. My life is super embarrassing.
