Me: *at airport with family* *waiting for flight*
Younger Bro: *gets bored* Hey how about we play a game!
Me: Okay sure!
Younger Bro: Let's see who can make the grossest sound.
Me: *gets confident* My specialty. *makes extremely disgusting sound if I do say so myself*
Younger Bro: *smirks* You stand no chance against my undefeatable wrath.
Me: [thinking] Aw poor child, he thinks he can beat me.
Younger Bro: *makes a very loud sound that sounds an awful lot like a sun-baked dying walrus giving birth to a lion (not that I've ever had the pleasure of hearing that)*
People: *give us strange looks*
Me: Okay, okay! You beat me! Never make that sound again.
Younger Bro: *makes sound again* *burps* AW DOING IT MAKES ME GASSY. *farts*
Me: Oh jeez. *pinches nose*
Younger Bro: *makes sound again*
Me: STOP JESUS.
Younger Bro: *shrugs* *farts*
Lady: *walks up* You need to control that child! He is disturbing us!
Younger Bro: *points* SHE MADE ME.
Me: WHAT? YOU FILTHY LITTLE ANIM--
Lady: *walks away with angry expression while shaking head*
I don't know what the hell he was thinking at the time like seriously he's a cute little devil.
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Really Embarrassing Stories That Have Legitimately Happened To Me Because I Suck
عشوائيThe title says it all, folks. I can already tell this will be a long story. My life is super embarrassing.
