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Brownies And Bombs Are Not So Different

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by heybrohowsitgoin

by heybrohowsitgoin

Me: *baking brownies for the first time because mom is encouraging me to cook*

Me: These are gonna taste sooo good it's gonna be unbelievable and I'm going to be put in the World Records book for best brownies.

Me: *accidentally dumps a whole lot of baking soda in* *doesn't really think much of it*

Me: *puts in the oven*

Me: *watches intently a it bakes*

*brownies are expanding super quickly*

Me: *100% completely sure that's supposed to happen*

BOOM.

Me: *stares in shock at chocolate-covered oven*

Mom: WHAT HAPPENED??!!!?? *runs downstairs with fire extinguisher (I didn't even know we had one)*

Mom: *looks at oven* *realizes* Oh, you're never baking again.

Me: Thanks Mom that was much appreciated.

Mom: No problem. You're cleaning that up.

Me: *huffs* Fine. *looks up at ceiling* Wait a minute. How did they get up there?