I'll Escort Myself Out

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Me: *watching movie in theater*

*movie is getting to really exciting part*

*series of gunshots*
*loud bomb noises*
*blood everywhere*
*person dies*

Other People: *gasp*

Me: *sneezes very loudly, ruining moment*

Other People: *roll eyes* *glare*

Me: *cough-sneezes* (any of you ever done that? Not fun)

Other People: Can you please--

Me: *coughing*

*movie ends*

Other People: Aw dang you ruined the end of the movie!

Me: *sneezes* Sorry... *coughs*

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