Me: I hate you.
Enemy: Me too.
Me: I hate you more.
Enemy: That's not possible.
Me: I do. I made it possible, idiot.
Enemy: I hate you the mostest.
Me: *grammar police inside initiating* I hate you the most. Not mostest. Dickhead.
Enemy: Whatever, bitch.
Crush's Girlfriend: AWWWWW I SHIP IT OH MY GOOOOOOOD YOU TWO ARE SO CUUUUTTTTEEEE!!!!!
Me: *chokes on nothing* Excuse m--
Crush: Yeah I totally ship it.
Me: What?! *dies inside*
Random People: *arrive because my crush and his girlfriend happen to be very popular* WEEEEE SHIPPP IT TOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Me & Enemy: Oh no.........
Everyone: OH MY GOD THEY SPOKE TOGETHER THEY ARE SOOO IN LOVE!!!
Me: No--
Crush's Girlfriend: Shhhh, just let it happen.
Me: *dies once more*
Yeah it was one of the worst moments of my life.
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Really Embarrassing Stories That Have Legitimately Happened To Me Because I Suck
RandomThe title says it all, folks. I can already tell this will be a long story. My life is super embarrassing.
