Me: *trying out for role in school play* (woah I act)
~One Week Later~
Me: YEAH WHOO GOT THE LEAD PART!
Me: *looking at requirements* Oh crap...
Friend: What?
Me: I have to kiss the male lead...*gulps*
Friend: Ooooo. *wiggles eyebrows*
Me: WHY DON'T THEY TELL US THESE THINGS BEFORE THE AUDITION????
Friend: OH MY GOSH IT'S [dude I don't like very much]!!!!
Me: No I'm dropping out.
Dude I Don't Like Very Much: *looks at me* *pales* [very loudly] Are you telling me I have to kiss her?
Other Dude: [also very loudly] Yeah, bro, I feel bad for you.
Friend: Aw snap. You need some ice for that burn?
Me: *offended* I'm dropping out.
I mean, I can't be that bad, right?
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Really Embarrassing Stories That Have Legitimately Happened To Me Because I Suck
SonstigesThe title says it all, folks. I can already tell this will be a long story. My life is super embarrassing.
