Really Embarrassing Stories That Have Legitimately Happened To Me Because I Suck

Airports And Lovely Old Men

Me and Friend: *at airport*

Me: Race you to the passport check.

Friend: You're on.

Me: *smirks* *runs to conveyer belt*

Friend: *runs off conveyer belt*

Me: *skids to sudden halt behind old man who's not walking*

Friend: *doesn't notice and continues running*

Me: *grumbles and slowly goes along conveyer belt behind old man*

*conveyer belt finally ends and old man slowly walks off onto next conveyer belt*

Me: *walks off and rushes to passport check*

Friend isn't there.

Me: *looks around for friend* *starts thinking that I actually won the race*

Speaker: CHARLOTTE [My Last Name], ASHLEY [My Friend's Last Name] IS LOOKING FOR YOU.

Me: *cringes* [thinking] She did not just do that.

Me: *rushes to office place thingy to find friend waiting there with worried expression*

Friend: OMG there you are!!!

Me: *scowls* You had it announced that you were looking for me? What the hell? I wasn't freaking lost.

Friend: You weren't?

Me: *sighs*

Friend: Well, than what happened? Did you DITCH me???

Me: *shakes head* *tells glorious tale of what happened*

Friend: *doubles over laughing*