Center Of Gravity? HAHAHA LOL Funny Joke

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Me: *rushing to class, shoving several people in the process*

Me: *realizes I've gone to the wrong classroom and the actual one is all the way across the school*

*bell rings*

Me: *groans* *shoves my way to the other side of school*

Dude: *shoves back*

Me: *topples over due to lack of center of gravity*

Me: *looks up* *sees my backpack hurtling towards my face*

Me: *tries to scramble away but fails*

*backpack smashes into face*

Me: *breaks nose*

Dude: *smirks and shows no sign of apologizing*

I blame him for my Dumbledore nose.

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