Me: *walking out of Coldstone with a chocolate covered cone and salted caramel flavored ice cream with caramel topping and Twix pieces (in my world, there is no such thing as too much caramel or chocolate)*
Me: *drops all five dollars of the ice cream* Gosh dang it (so censored lol)!
Me: *bends over to pick it up because I'm a decent person*
Me: *falls over because I forgot that I was wearing a thousand-pound backpack*
Me: *forehead smashes into point of cone, successfully crushing the whole ice cream, getting it all over my face, and hurting a WHOLE FREAKING LOT*
Bystanders: *do absolutely nothing to help me*
Me: *gets up*
*ice cream is all over my face and in my hair*
*ice cream on the ground has an imprint of my face*
Me: *loses all decency and leaves the ice cream on the ground, stalking away*
Bystanders: *chuckle*
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Really Embarrassing Stories That Have Legitimately Happened To Me Because I Suck
RandomThe title says it all, folks. I can already tell this will be a long story. My life is super embarrassing.