Woah part 2 I know.
Me: *telling bro about what happened*
Mom And Sister (technically cousin but she lives with us and I consider her a sister): *totally eavesdropping and think I don't notice*
Bro: She thought we were dating???
Me: Yep.
Bro: I'm way to good for you!
Me: Excuse me?
Bro: I'm hot, you're not.
Me: Wow thanks. Thanks SOOO much. I really appreciate it.
Bro: Can't blame me Ms. I've-Never-Dated-Anyone-In-My-Life.
Me: Not my fault you're a man-whore.
Mom: KIDS. BE NICE.
Aaaaaand that's my brother for you. Yup.
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Really Embarrassing Stories That Have Legitimately Happened To Me Because I Suck
RandomThe title says it all, folks. I can already tell this will be a long story. My life is super embarrassing.
