My Friends Are The Best (Note: Extreme Sarcasm)

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Friend: Let's play Spin the Bottle!

Me: What? No--

Friend #2: Yeah, definitely!

Me: No--

Friend #3: Sounds fun!

Me: But--

Friend: Okay let's do it!

Me: Awww, I don't--

Friend: Does anybody have a bottle?

Friend #3: Yeah, I do. *puts bottle in center*

Friend: Okay, hey, do you wanna go first?

Me: WHAT?! No, I don't want to play!

Friend: Great! Spin the bottle!

Me: But--

Friend: *spins bottle for me* *lands on male friend*

Me: I'm not gonna--

Friend #2: *starts pushing my head towards other friend*

Me: *panicking* *two inches away from smirking friend*

All Friends: APRIL FOOLS!

Me: *splutters* I hate you guys.

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