Crowds + Me = Disaster

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Me: *walking through crowd of some sort trying to figure out what the commotion is* *pushes through a few people*

Person: *pushes me away*

Me: *grunts* *continues struggling to get to front*

Me: *stumbles* *falls onto another person*

Domino effect occurs.

Several people are on the ground now.

Me: Oh crap.

People: *start shouting at me*

Me: *completely forgets about trying to get to the front of the crowd and runs away*

~Later~

Me: Hey do you know what that fuss was all about earlier?

Friend: Yeah there was an ice cream truck.

Me: ...oh.

Lol they brought an ice cream truck to a freaking college with a bunch of sleep-deprived students. Like WHY do we not have a coffee shop nearby? WHY? It doesn't make sense these weirdos.

I seriously just realized that this is part 26...welp. That's...sad I suppose. 26 events in my life that are worth writing about because of all the embarrassment they've caused me.

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