In a world populated by nothing but easily offended people, there is one man who has chosen to save the last of humanity's surviving logical beings. He is only known as the "AYYYYY LMAO". But names don't matter. He's here to save the world.
It is morning in the secret lair of AYYYYY LMAO. Waking up to the smell of justice and freedom for internet comedy, he slips on his super deluxe cape and favorite bunny slippers and walks down to the main computer. "Lol kys," the computer exclaims upon seeing his master. "Ah yes," AYYYYY LMAO says, "Just what I needed to wake me up (inside)". AYYYYY LMAO sees his sidekick, Lord Fucksalot, a magical being who got so much pussay the world will never know. (On this note Lord Fucksalot makes memes so obviously hes the biggest virgin we know). "AYOOO BOI WHAT WE BOUTTA DO," AYYYYY LMAO asked his trusty sidekick. "We should be ironic," Lord Fucksalot replied. "DAT WHAT I TALKING BOUT BOIII," AYYYYY LMAO replied. Little did these two meme lords know, that a dark force was upon them.
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