The Planet of Retarded Possums And Other Majestic Shit

Entering The Void, Part 2 Featuring Ass and Tits But Not Really

Hazmat Raccoon had a big temper tantrum. Steve had never seen a raccoon spaz out so badly before. "Mike, you'll just have to enter the void with your fellow volunteers," said a shadowy figure. "I don't wanna!" Hazmat Raccoon replied, burrowing himself in a large pile of randomly placed pillows. "This is my fort and I am never coming out!" Bean, who enjoyed forts, also burrowed inside with Hazmat Raccoon.

"Bean what are you doing?" asked Shane

"Am in fort!" Bean squeaked

Shane sighed heavily. "So what now?" asked Steve, who was talking to a wall although he couldn't tell because the room was mostly dark. "Now, we prepare you to enter the void," said a voice. "Cool," said Steve. And with that, the group, along with Hazmat Raccoon's large pillow fortress, were taken discreetly to the Head Scientist's office.

The Head Scientist at The Albert Einstein President of Canada National Space Anomaly Institute That Isn't In Canada was not what Steve or Bean or Shane or even Hazmat Raccoon was expecting.

It was a really hot female.

Okay, you might be thinking "wow" or "what's a female" or "what does hot mean" or "why are girls scientists" or even "what is science". You see, when half the human race was wiped out, that meant we lost about 13.6 percent of the sexiest men and women alive. Everyone else was beautiful or whatever tumblr wanted to fucking describe it as. But like bro. Legit hot people. And being a possum, I mean I'm sure there are attractive possums or something but like Steve was in it to win it and he saw one hot piece of ass right in front of him he knew he had to score. Shane didn't pay attention because he was busy licking his own arm. Bean, who suddenly became very confused about her sexuality, squirmed uncomfortably. Hazmat Raccoon hid in his fort but was secretly sweating a lot because he's not good with hot women and that's why he's divorced. The hot lady smiled and turned around.

"You got a nice rack ther- I mean hello I'm Steve," said Steve.

"Hello, I'm Head Scientist Dr. Vicky," said the hot female scientist. Somewhere in the distance, if you listened very carefully, you could hear the sounds of Bean's mind contorting in both fear and lust of the really hot lady scientist.