"Narrator."
"Narrator come on wake up."
"Narrator we have a story to finish"
"Goddammit narrator. You've been away for over five days. We gotta give the public what they want."
*writer glances over at Steve*
"Steve help me here"
"I can't I'm too drunk," Steve replies.
*sighing* "Dammit, it's been like two months. You'd think a person couldn't hibernate that lon-
IM HERE
*screaming*
IM SORRY I WAS HAVING ISSUES
"Is issues a type of alcohol?"
"Steve that makes no sense"
"I am a free possum, I ask what I want"
SO WHAT'D I MISS.
"Well I finished the story but without a narrator we really can't continue"
WHY DONT YOU JUST HIRE SOME FANCY BRITISH AUDIO BOOK READER TO DO IT FOR YOU
"Because the total budget for this production is only fifteen dollars, and we haven't even begun the musical segment or released the limited edition Steve and Dave kung fu action figures"
BUT I WANNA HIBERNATE
*drunkenly* "I'll hibernate with you anytime baby ;)"
"Steve I fully support your odd romantic attraction to a person we can't see but now is not the time for sexual tension"
*squealing* "EVERY TIME IS A GOOD TIME FOR SEXUAL TENSION...I'm sorry I have no self esteem I use sex to cover my crippling depression"
WHY HAVENT WE STARTED THE STORY
"Because you haven't given us any directions or placement or anything"
OH.
SHOULD I DO THAT NOW
WE CAN START THE STORY IF YOU WANT
*sighs*
YOU ARE READING
The Planet of Retarded Possums And Other Majestic Shit
RandomHi there friend and welcome to the greatest adventure you will ever read ever filled with cool action and sex and cool things and space my dudes and also guest appearance by Nicholas Cage
