The Planet of Retarded Possums And Other Majestic Shit

Entering The Void, Part 1

After discussions with the Chief Superintendent of Police, Steve, Shane, and Bean were released from jail and taken to The Albert Einstein President of Canada National Space Anomaly Institute That Isn't In Canada.

"I thought Albert Einstein was a scientist," Steve said. "Well sonny boy you need to brush up on your facts, because Albert Einstein was secretly the president of Canada," said Hazmat Raccoon, as he lead the trio into the elevator. "So who will be giving us our mission," Shane asked as the elevator moved up.

"I don't know, but I was told to bring you here so you could receive the information necessary to complete this mission," Hazmat Raccoon replied. The elevator doors opened, and the group entered a dark room filled with tall chairs. "Um, hello there, I have brought the mission subjects," Hazmat Raccoon said. "Welcome, to the Secret Room Of the Board of Secret People," said a voice.

"Can someone turn on the lights in here I can't see,' said Bean. "Bean, you already can't see you're half blind," Shane said. "Oh yeah I forgot, carry on being shadowy you guys."

"Are these seriously the best people you could get Mike?" asked another voice. "Woah your name's Mike," said Steve. "Yeah my name is Mi- "Haha that's a loser name".

"Mike," said a shadowy figure, "Were these really the best you could do?"

"No one else wanted to go into the void and retrieve the top secret data!"

"Mike you know you could go, right?"

"I don't wanna go"

"Mike honestly you're the one who suggested volunteers"

"I have a family, a wife and kid!"

"Mike we know you're divorced and your ex faked that pregnancy."

"Shit."

"Why don't you guys go into the void?!"

"Oh no we can't do that we are far too rich and important to risk our lives for the fate of our people."