Steve and Dastardly Dave like bars. They are drunks. Horrible drunks. Dave once peed on a birdhouse he was so drunk, and Steve set a house on fire. They aren't just any kind of drunk. Steve and Dave are advanced drunks. After getting drunk at the bar Steve and Dave make their way to Dave's house, where his roommate Nicholas Cage lives. Yes, Nicholas Cage is really an opossum. It explains a lot doesn't it. Nicholas Cage The Possum likes anime and soft serve yogurt and feeding off the souls of the damned. Nicholas Cage prefers a good joint to getting drunk. Nobody speaks of the time when Nicholas Cage was drunk, not even the King Prime Minister of the Planet of Retarded Possums. All that is known is that three planets (including Earth) were destroyed, and that is why the human race are the slaves of the possums and also mostly dead.
But who cares about humanity being enslaved, am I right? We have a whole planet of retarded possums to talk about. Specifically Steve. So lets get on with it!
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The Planet of Retarded Possums And Other Majestic Shit
RandomHi there friend and welcome to the greatest adventure you will ever read ever filled with cool action and sex and cool things and space my dudes and also guest appearance by Nicholas Cage
